I think, here's what I've realized from interviewing people, and I've been very open about my Catholicism and my love of Christ… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
If there are 1,500 people in a theater and they're all there to see you, there are no other guys. You're the… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Long Island always seems to be the hardest place for some reason. There are always excuses. People will say, "Well, there's a… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Most importantly, how impressive can I be to people that bought tickets, where they never feel, "It was pretty good." If anyone… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Every time you talk about politics or religion, know that the moment you open your mouth you're isolating 50% of your audience,… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
There is a lot of acting that is on the table - precisely, good acting. The best movies of mine are the… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
It doesn't hurt my voice or anything because some impressions tear my throat apart. [Christophen] Walken is easy; I can do it… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
When I watch like The Office I'm fascinated because most of America works in an environment where they see the same eight… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
You can vibe out when people are getting tired or they're too drunk to keep going along with. — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
People that do "bits" and "jokes" or "one-liners" are going by the wayside. — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Yogi Berra put it best, "If people don't want to come, we can't stop them." — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
What I like about stand-up is, it's truthful. I'm not up there trying to get laid or look cool. I'm up there… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
People are more interested in someone who goes on stage and tells the truth. — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
If you think you're an alcoholic, go to Scotland. You're not an alcoholic. These people are such drunken, toothless hillbillies - I've… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I miss third grade because you could kill people in dodgeball. Remember the rules to dodgeball? If you're fat or have glasses,… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I think, here's what I've realized from interviewing people, and I've been very open about my Catholicism and my love of Christ and I… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being a "joke… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I'm telling you, I could teach at a university, [George] Carlin, a whole semester. The construction and deconstruction of the words, the language, the… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
My wife and I have long discussions about [George] Carlin, and we refuse to accept that he died an atheist. It's just, confounding. When… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I remember I used to go to The Laugh Factory and just goof off onstage, and then I'd see Dane Cook. He did a… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I didn't want to fight a guy from England. What if I lose? Not that English guys aren't strong, but who wants to get… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
All that waiting around for a glimmer of stage time, just getting angry every week... It was just an oppressive, horrible, horrible place to… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
First of all, my wife writes half my act. I don't know how I could "steal" from my wife. — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
If there are 1,500 people in a theater and they're all there to see you, there are no other guys. You're the guy. So… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I'm a comic because I don't want to do the nine-to-five, I have to modify that and say I'm a comic because I have… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
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