Comic Quote by Jay Mohr

If anyone thinks my show was 'pretty good,' then I've completely failed.

— Jay Mohr

There are very few people who really appreciate my shows. People come to the show and they pay and they enjoy it, but I…

— Jerry Seinfeld

Last Comic Standing was a great opportunity and it was a great learning experience. Even though I didn't win, I've had more success than…

— Ralphie May

I'm an entertainer. If people are paying good money for tickets they deserve the best show they can see. I don't get into lighting…

— Bryan White

Sometimes the most incredible shows don't do well because they're ahead of their time or people just don't get into it quickly enough.

— Fiona Gubelmann

Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, you would never see a bad show.

— Buddy Hackett

For me, a good show is not a perfect show; it's just one where you connected. It's a show where the fans got to…

— Walker Hayes

I have the show because I'm insecure. It's my insecurity that makes me want to be a comic, that makes me need the audience.

— Ray Romano

We knew all along we were making a good show, so its success was not a surprise to me. What has surprised me is…

— William Petersen

Good comics stick around. There are people who have TV shows that might be successful, but comics can't really fake it. If you say,…

— Wanda Sykes

The amount of time it took me to get a show like 'Shameless' was definitely worth it because of the people and the material.…

— Shanola Hampton

I never thought I would do a TV show, I never thought I could do it, so I was not expecting a really good…

— Mandy Harvey