Comic Quotes by Gabriel Iglesias

[Making people laugh] was a secret dream I kept and I didn't tell anybody about it until I was about 18.

— Gabriel Iglesias

Now people are coming up to meet me at my shows and they're doing my bits! One guy earlier was at 7-11 and he…

— Gabriel Iglesias

I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo.

— Gabriel Iglesias

My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind.

— Gabriel Iglesias

I'm not selling out, denying who I am or where I've come from, not at all. I acknowledge that.

— Gabriel Iglesias

I don't wanna just be remembered for the funniest guy in my neighborhood.

— Gabriel Iglesias

Just saw the movie The Town. It was bad ass! I never rate movies publicly but I really liked it. Now I'm going bowling

— Gabriel Iglesias

I was not the popular kid in school.

— Gabriel Iglesias

My favorite people to have fun with are police officers 'cause they're so serious, you know.

— Gabriel Iglesias

We can choose our family. We can't choose our relatives.

— Gabriel Iglesias

Why buy a bootleg shitty copy of my special when you can get it on AMAZON for only $2.99. Swap meet cant do that!!

— Gabriel Iglesias

Early on when I started talking about my weight, it was self-deprecating; everything was a joke.

— Gabriel Iglesias

When you're a comedian, the Holy Grail is an hour long HBO special.

— Gabriel Iglesias

I still come out to music that's in Spanish. There's no denying who I am, but I've just made it to where my performance…

— Gabriel Iglesias

I'm a big guy, but I'm really simple with the food. I'll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets.

— Gabriel Iglesias