When you're a comedian, the Holy Grail is an hour long HBO special. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Anything is possible as long as you're focused, determined and you really want to do it. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I don't have to worry about writing jokes. I just tell stories about things that have happened to me. As long as… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
It's not an overnight thing. I can legitimately say I've been working my ass off for a long time and the fact… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I just like The Little Mermaid cartoon. Say what you want. I have a fish tank, it's a long story. I have… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
[ The aim to be big] is not a joke about my size. It's just that I'm a dreamer, but I'm following… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
As long as you have a director, that's your feedback. It's the director telling you, "Okay. That was great! Okay. Can we… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
You know, a lot of people think that just 'cause you work out, lift weights, eat right, and do what people tell… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
[Making people laugh] was a secret dream I kept and I didn't tell anybody about it until I was about 18. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Now people are coming up to meet me at my shows and they're doing my bits! One guy earlier was at 7-11 and he… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm not selling out, denying who I am or where I've come from, not at all. I acknowledge that. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I don't wanna just be remembered for the funniest guy in my neighborhood. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Just saw the movie The Town. It was bad ass! I never rate movies publicly but I really liked it. Now I'm going bowling — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
My favorite people to have fun with are police officers 'cause they're so serious, you know. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Why buy a bootleg shitty copy of my special when you can get it on AMAZON for only $2.99. Swap meet cant do that!! — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Early on when I started talking about my weight, it was self-deprecating; everything was a joke. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
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