I go on the road all the time, but I'm only performing for two hours a night, and then I'll do a… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
It's not an overnight thing. I can legitimately say I've been working my ass off for a long time and the fact… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I remember seeing Eddie Murphy RAW and seeing people laughing and having a good time and that was the same response I… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
For this being the holiday season everyone at the mall is pissed. Time to shop online. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Connecting with people is not hard. I love the interaction and the feedback after shows. It does take some time, but the… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
At the time, it was a really funny joke [Fluffy] and I went back and forth with going against the joke or… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Big time...Im always ready for TV. I dont have to edit my jokes when you work clean, you can work anywhere. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Big shout out to all the people who were at the Ice House in Pasadena Ca last night. I had a great… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I talked about the stuff so openly that people are able to connect and relate. I put everything out there [into the… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm never home. I miss birthdays. I miss holidays. I miss anniversaries. I miss special moments. I'm not always there for important… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
The first time I got on stage I was 10 years old and I did impressions. I did cartoon characters and I… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
[Making people laugh] was a secret dream I kept and I didn't tell anybody about it until I was about 18. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Now people are coming up to meet me at my shows and they're doing my bits! One guy earlier was at 7-11 and he… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm not selling out, denying who I am or where I've come from, not at all. I acknowledge that. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I don't wanna just be remembered for the funniest guy in my neighborhood. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Just saw the movie The Town. It was bad ass! I never rate movies publicly but I really liked it. Now I'm going bowling — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
My favorite people to have fun with are police officers 'cause they're so serious, you know. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Why buy a bootleg shitty copy of my special when you can get it on AMAZON for only $2.99. Swap meet cant do that!! — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Early on when I started talking about my weight, it was self-deprecating; everything was a joke. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
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