I'm a big guy, but I'm really simple with the food. I'll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I was a big fan of Rodney Dangerfield. He had this HBO Young Comedians Special and he'd always bring up new talent,… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Best advice, bro: Think big. Don't think small. If you think small, then you're going to stay small. Think (about) the broad… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
If i wouldn't have done comedy, I would have been a teacher. I was really good when I took an exploratory teaching… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
People see a big dude and they hear that high pitched voice or "Eglasias with an 'I'" and love it because they… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
[ The aim to be big] is not a joke about my size. It's just that I'm a dreamer, but I'm following… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
There's been a lot of guys that come out of Texas who have made it really big. So it's not a geographic… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
When I go to dance clubs, I always dance with big girls, so we finish at the same time. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
If you aim to be big, you will be big. And that's not a pun about my size. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
The best advice bro: is think big, as big as you can possibly think, and shoot for that. The bigger you aim… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
When you have nothing but big friends, you never get into arguments...except one. And that is, who is the biggest? I'll let… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I will tear… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Originally the big argument was that they wanted to call it "raw and uncut" and I told them I had a problem… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
You gotta hang out with people who have big dreams and believe in that dream. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm a big fan of Kiss. Gene Simmons, he's all into marketing and branding. You name it, there's some type of product… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Finding places to perform was definitely the biggest challenge. Trying to find my voice over the years was a big thing because… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
[Making people laugh] was a secret dream I kept and I didn't tell anybody about it until I was about 18. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Now people are coming up to meet me at my shows and they're doing my bits! One guy earlier was at 7-11 and he… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm not selling out, denying who I am or where I've come from, not at all. I acknowledge that. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I don't wanna just be remembered for the funniest guy in my neighborhood. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Just saw the movie The Town. It was bad ass! I never rate movies publicly but I really liked it. Now I'm going bowling — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
My favorite people to have fun with are police officers 'cause they're so serious, you know. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Why buy a bootleg shitty copy of my special when you can get it on AMAZON for only $2.99. Swap meet cant do that!! — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Early on when I started talking about my weight, it was self-deprecating; everything was a joke. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
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