I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'll walk up to a woman, I'll say the first thing that comes to mind: 'Hey, you hungry?' — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
If i wouldn't have done comedy, I would have been a teacher. I was really good when I took an exploratory teaching… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Stand-up is not just an American thing anymore. It's global. In some places, stand-up comedy is brand new. South Africa has only… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I got off the plane - I was walking and cooking at the same time. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Social media has definitely changed the game for me. I am able to connect to my fans on twitter and interact with… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I will tear… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
A lot of the comedians nowadays just do comedy as a stepping stone. Take for example Dane Cook. The guy is huge.… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I have always been told that I was a funny, entertaining person and have always been told to give comedy a try. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Drama is not my passion. If I do it, it's for a check. It's not what I want to do. Comedy's my… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
[Making people laugh] was a secret dream I kept and I didn't tell anybody about it until I was about 18. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Now people are coming up to meet me at my shows and they're doing my bits! One guy earlier was at 7-11 and he… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm not selling out, denying who I am or where I've come from, not at all. I acknowledge that. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I don't wanna just be remembered for the funniest guy in my neighborhood. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Just saw the movie The Town. It was bad ass! I never rate movies publicly but I really liked it. Now I'm going bowling — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
My favorite people to have fun with are police officers 'cause they're so serious, you know. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Why buy a bootleg shitty copy of my special when you can get it on AMAZON for only $2.99. Swap meet cant do that!! — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Early on when I started talking about my weight, it was self-deprecating; everything was a joke. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
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