Comedy Quote by Gabriel Iglesias

“And the next morning, after a night of passionate sex, I said those three little words I knew she’d been waiting to hear: woman,…

— Jarod Kintz

“I know when a man's hungry. And if you'd use your woman parts more often, you'd know, too!”

— Nalini Singh

Best Pickup Line? Let's go eat, I'm paying!..

— Anonymous

“What are you going to make me, woman?”

— Molly McAdams

“you’re the first guy I’ve ever heard of that has walked away from a willing female,”

— Rachel Higgingson

'Mom, make me some food ?' 'Get it yourself.' 'Never mind, I'm not hungry...'

— Anonymous

“Yes, my enormous sexual appetite tends to scare men away. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to find my dinner date.”

— Stacia Kane

“Running my hands up my waist, cupping my breasts, I taunted, “I’m not hungry for food, maître. Who needs dinner when I can suck…

— Pepper Winters

“I'll eat you up!”

— Maurice Sendak

“I play the “Guess Who’s on a First Date” game. Which ninety-seven-pound girl is eating her weight in pasta, thinking the best way to…

— Liza Palmer

“I’m hungry.” “We’re all hungry. But, darling, you don’t need to look hungry. Pretend you are full.” “And”

— Colm Tóibín

My wife said, 'Take me in your arms and whisper something soft and sweet.' I said, 'chocolate fudge.'

— Tommy Cooper