My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
If you surround yourself with a bunch of guys who no mas se quieren puro pari and are like, "Aaah, let's go… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
If you Google the word "fluffy," I'm the first thing that pops up. It's me, dogs and rabbits. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Best advice, bro: Think big. Don't think small. If you think small, then you're going to stay small. Think (about) the broad… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I think the furthest I ever got was Guitar Hero. If I could start a band like that, I think I could… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
If i wouldn't have done comedy, I would have been a teacher. I was really good when I took an exploratory teaching… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
If you put your personal stories out there people always connect. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Well, like I said, there's no reason everyone can't have a piece of the pie, even if there's a gordo there eating… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
If I'm drinking I can either be the nicest guy ever or I'm the guy you should leave alone. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
The only way I will do a sitcom is if it's hurled at me, and I don't have to work for it. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
If I speak Spanish in my show, which sometimes I do, I translate what I say. I make it where I can… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
People think if you have money, it'll fix the problems, but it creates different ones. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
If you aim to be big, you will be big. And that's not a pun about my size. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I wanted to be a comedian, and this is what I'm doing. If I can keep this going, I'm happy. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I talked about the stuff so openly that people are able to connect and relate. I put everything out there [into the… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I started riding the whole 'fluffy' train, and it's a cute word and socially a lot more acceptable than someone saying is… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Drama is not my passion. If I do it, it's for a check. It's not what I want to do. Comedy's my… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
[Making people laugh] was a secret dream I kept and I didn't tell anybody about it until I was about 18. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Now people are coming up to meet me at my shows and they're doing my bits! One guy earlier was at 7-11 and he… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm not selling out, denying who I am or where I've come from, not at all. I acknowledge that. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I don't wanna just be remembered for the funniest guy in my neighborhood. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Just saw the movie The Town. It was bad ass! I never rate movies publicly but I really liked it. Now I'm going bowling — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
My favorite people to have fun with are police officers 'cause they're so serious, you know. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Why buy a bootleg shitty copy of my special when you can get it on AMAZON for only $2.99. Swap meet cant do that!! — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Early on when I started talking about my weight, it was self-deprecating; everything was a joke. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
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