Now people are coming up to meet me at my shows and they're doing my bits! One guy earlier was at 7-11… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm all about showing people that I'm a little messed up, I have a lot of the same problems you have. By… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Anything is possible as long as you're focused, determined and you really want to do it. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
When you leave, you basically want to go eat, because I talk a lot about food in my act. So when you… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Aside from producing I want to direct but I'm also going to get back out on the road. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Once I started doing specials I always incorporated "Fluffy" into it. But with Stand-Up Revolution, I left it out because I want… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I just like The Little Mermaid cartoon. Say what you want. I have a fish tank, it's a long story. I have… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I want to get so famous that I don't have to wake up in the morning. It'll probably never happen. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
In the beginning, when I was doing my shows, I was incorporating a lot of Spanish, just trying to be a Latino… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Why would anybody connect to someone who has everything going for them? It's the person who has faults that people want to… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I try not to get political, I don't want to get religious, I don't want to get controversial, I just want to… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I want to be known as a funny comic not just a funny Latino comic. I want to be able to go… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
When I first got to St. Louis, I saw the arch and I said, 'I want to go to that McDonalds. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
And I don't want you thinking that my girlfriend is a bad person. She is an amazing woman, the fact that I… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Being on TV sucks. It's a lot of work. You memorize scripts and then you show up and they change everything. I'm… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Drama is not my passion. If I do it, it's for a check. It's not what I want to do. Comedy's my… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
[Making people laugh] was a secret dream I kept and I didn't tell anybody about it until I was about 18. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Now people are coming up to meet me at my shows and they're doing my bits! One guy earlier was at 7-11 and he… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm not selling out, denying who I am or where I've come from, not at all. I acknowledge that. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I don't wanna just be remembered for the funniest guy in my neighborhood. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Just saw the movie The Town. It was bad ass! I never rate movies publicly but I really liked it. Now I'm going bowling — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
My favorite people to have fun with are police officers 'cause they're so serious, you know. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Why buy a bootleg shitty copy of my special when you can get it on AMAZON for only $2.99. Swap meet cant do that!! — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Early on when I started talking about my weight, it was self-deprecating; everything was a joke. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
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