As far as "uncut" I think we all know that you guys cut up the special. Originally it was going to be… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
There's nowhere in the country that I can't go or won't go. I think it's because I've worked on making my show… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
For about three years I was performing at one bar in East Los Angeles that was like a mean dive bar. You're… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I just recently crossed over into Europe. They're showing my special Hot and Fluffy in Europe and selling the DVD there too.… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Best advice, bro: Think big. Don't think small. If you think small, then you're going to stay small. Think (about) the broad… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I think the furthest I ever got was Guitar Hero. If I could start a band like that, I think I could… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I almost bought a DeLorean the other day just because. If I see something that I think is cool and I like… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
People think if you have money, it'll fix the problems, but it creates different ones. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
The best advice bro: is think big, as big as you can possibly think, and shoot for that. The bigger you aim… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
And I don't want you thinking that my girlfriend is a bad person. She is an amazing woman, the fact that I… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
You know, a lot of people think that just 'cause you work out, lift weights, eat right, and do what people tell… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I think when we stop putting labels and start worrying more about the performance, that's when you're able to cross over and… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
[Making people laugh] was a secret dream I kept and I didn't tell anybody about it until I was about 18. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Now people are coming up to meet me at my shows and they're doing my bits! One guy earlier was at 7-11 and he… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm not selling out, denying who I am or where I've come from, not at all. I acknowledge that. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I don't wanna just be remembered for the funniest guy in my neighborhood. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Just saw the movie The Town. It was bad ass! I never rate movies publicly but I really liked it. Now I'm going bowling — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
My favorite people to have fun with are police officers 'cause they're so serious, you know. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Why buy a bootleg shitty copy of my special when you can get it on AMAZON for only $2.99. Swap meet cant do that!! — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Early on when I started talking about my weight, it was self-deprecating; everything was a joke. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
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