I'll walk up to a woman, I'll say the first thing that comes to mind: 'Hey, you hungry?' — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
When I first got to St. Louis, I saw the arch and I said, 'I want to go to that McDonalds. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
If you Google the word "fluffy," I'm the first thing that pops up. It's me, dogs and rabbits. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I love Australia. First of all, everyone is so nice. The people are down to Earth, and they like having fun with… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I was very dirty; I was a very dirty comic. There was no way I would have gotten on TV with the… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Understand that you don't know it all. You don't know anything yet. What you've been taught is great, but always go with… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
The first time I got on stage I was 10 years old and I did impressions. I did cartoon characters and I… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Why would anybody connect to someone who has everything going for them? It's the person who has faults that people want to… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Walgreens, Rite Aid, CVS and Wal-Mart have all figured out the evolution of life and they grabbed all the products that are… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
[Making people laugh] was a secret dream I kept and I didn't tell anybody about it until I was about 18. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Now people are coming up to meet me at my shows and they're doing my bits! One guy earlier was at 7-11 and he… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm not selling out, denying who I am or where I've come from, not at all. I acknowledge that. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I don't wanna just be remembered for the funniest guy in my neighborhood. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Just saw the movie The Town. It was bad ass! I never rate movies publicly but I really liked it. Now I'm going bowling — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
My favorite people to have fun with are police officers 'cause they're so serious, you know. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Why buy a bootleg shitty copy of my special when you can get it on AMAZON for only $2.99. Swap meet cant do that!! — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Early on when I started talking about my weight, it was self-deprecating; everything was a joke. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
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