Firsts Quotes by Gabriel Iglesias

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When you need a laugh with your motivation, Gabriel Iglesias’s nine brief lines on first experiences blend humor and encouragement. His lively voice turns each new start into a fun, uplifting moment.

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When I first got to St. Louis, I saw the arch and I said, 'I want to go to that McDonalds.

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If you Google the word "fluffy," I'm the first thing that pops up. It's me, dogs and rabbits.

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I love Australia. First of all, everyone is so nice. The people are down to Earth, and they like having fun with…

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I was very dirty; I was a very dirty comic. There was no way I would have gotten on TV with the…

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Understand that you don't know it all. You don't know anything yet. What you've been taught is great, but always go with…

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I'll walk up to a woman, I'll say the first thing that comes to mind: 'Hey, you hungry?'

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The first time I got on stage I was 10 years old and I did impressions. I did cartoon characters and I…

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Why would anybody connect to someone who has everything going for them? It's the person who has faults that people want to…

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Walgreens, Rite Aid, CVS and Wal-Mart have all figured out the evolution of life and they grabbed all the products that are…

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[Making people laugh] was a secret dream I kept and I didn't tell anybody about it until I was about 18.

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Now people are coming up to meet me at my shows and they're doing my bits! One guy earlier was at 7-11 and he…

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I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo.

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My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind.

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I'm not selling out, denying who I am or where I've come from, not at all. I acknowledge that.

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I don't wanna just be remembered for the funniest guy in my neighborhood.

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Just saw the movie The Town. It was bad ass! I never rate movies publicly but I really liked it. Now I'm going bowling

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I was not the popular kid in school.

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My favorite people to have fun with are police officers 'cause they're so serious, you know.

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We can choose our family. We can't choose our relatives.

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Why buy a bootleg shitty copy of my special when you can get it on AMAZON for only $2.99. Swap meet cant do that!!

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Early on when I started talking about my weight, it was self-deprecating; everything was a joke.

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When you're a comedian, the Holy Grail is an hour long HBO special.

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I still come out to music that's in Spanish. There's no denying who I am, but I've just made it to where my performance…

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I'm a big guy, but I'm really simple with the food. I'll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets.

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