Way Quotes by Gabriel Iglesias

9 Way quotes by Gabriel Iglesias

Iglesias brings his signature comedy to the notion of a way, turning everyday routes into laugh‑filled observations. This handful of lines offers a light‑hearted peek at how his humor navigates life’s twists.

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I was very dirty; I was a very dirty comic. There was no way I would have gotten on TV with the…

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The only way I will do a sitcom is if it's hurled at me, and I don't have to work for it.

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Kids, man, they're way too honest. They're like mini-alcoholics.

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That was the challenge. How can you tell the story here and make sure it goes the same way on the other…

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I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

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By putting myself out there the way I've been doing people see me as a real person. Even though I do character…

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I started talking about things that everybody could relate to. And that's not to say I deserted my roots, I just found…

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And I don't want you thinking that my girlfriend is a bad person. She is an amazing woman, the fact that I…

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When you have nothing but big friends, you never get into arguments...except one. And that is, who is the biggest? I'll let…

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[Making people laugh] was a secret dream I kept and I didn't tell anybody about it until I was about 18.

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Now people are coming up to meet me at my shows and they're doing my bits! One guy earlier was at 7-11 and he…

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I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo.

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My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind.

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I'm not selling out, denying who I am or where I've come from, not at all. I acknowledge that.

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I don't wanna just be remembered for the funniest guy in my neighborhood.

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Just saw the movie The Town. It was bad ass! I never rate movies publicly but I really liked it. Now I'm going bowling

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I was not the popular kid in school.

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My favorite people to have fun with are police officers 'cause they're so serious, you know.

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We can choose our family. We can't choose our relatives.

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Why buy a bootleg shitty copy of my special when you can get it on AMAZON for only $2.99. Swap meet cant do that!!

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Early on when I started talking about my weight, it was self-deprecating; everything was a joke.

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When you're a comedian, the Holy Grail is an hour long HBO special.

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I still come out to music that's in Spanish. There's no denying who I am, but I've just made it to where my performance…

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I'm a big guy, but I'm really simple with the food. I'll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets.

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