“Are you fighting evil tonight?...Then you are doing the Lord's work. Shut the fuck up.” — James R. Tuck Copy Share Image
“Some people stride toward a better future. Others have chauffeurs.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
“Phrase the question any way you like…The answer will still be ‘Kiss my ass.” — M.A. George Copy Share Image
“Everyone has bad days...'my Dear MIDDLE FINGER, Thanks for sticking up for me!” — Napz Cherub Pellazo Copy Share Image
“There’s an empty seat next to me in the ‘intensely aggravating’ section…and it’s got your name on it” — M.A. George Copy Share Image
“Don't waste yer' breath kid. Explainin' anything to that one? It's like tryin' ta' slap the dumb off a retard... -George Foster” — Shawn Durnin Copy Share Image
“Christians rejected the need for proof to support belief in God, yet dismissed proof altogether when it was there.” — Kira Peikoff Copy Share Image
“She bared her teeth at me. “Screw you, shifter!” “Ah, is our honeymoon period over so quickly? You wanted to jump my… — Cori Moore Copy Share Image
“Ok look man, you clearly are not hard up for money, you’re driving a range rover, so call whoever has your jaguar… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
“how tall is it?" [The Harps] "according to the sagas, it links through time and space and keeps our world and your… — Kathryn James Copy Share Image
“No, Paige. I am trying to help you.” “Go to hell.” “I already exist on a level of hell.” “Exist on one… — Samantha Shannon Copy Share Image
“The cleanest civilization I’ve ever seen…and the number one thing you pack for a wedding is a jar of dirt?” — M.A. George Copy Share Image
Look at the world and think about a catastrophic disaster where the cell phone towers went dead. How would you ever be… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
“Hey!” Mena exclaimed “Don’t knock Jeopardy. I love that show” “So do I” Max admitted. “I like it when I know the… — Amanda Kelly Copy Share Image
“Father never went into depth about what happened if I woke up, unable to remember how I’d died, but most definitely in… — Heather Heffner Copy Share Image
“Yeah, sure,” I scoffed. “You’re the picture of respectability and moral character…You expect me to believe you were your parents’ worst nightmare?… — M.A. George Copy Share Image
“Yes, you'd make a great partner for him. What with the embezzling and the adultery and the drinking. That's what every man… — Eleanor Brown Copy Share Image
“See, that’s just it…You shouldn’t even know sayings like that,” I griped. “It takes normal people years to pick up on all… — M.A. George Copy Share Image
“The worst thing about the dead rising? (Other than, you know, all the zombies?) The smell. Nothing kills the mood like the… — Shawn Durnin Copy Share Image
“Want some help with help with that stick in your ass, love?" "No. It's quite comfortable, thank you." "It should be. It's… — S.W. Vaughn Copy Share Image
“Every single person I've seen in the past few days asks me about the Leg. How is it? How's the Leg? The… — Michael Grant Copy Share Image
“Ah yes…” He made an exaggerated nod. “I was supposed to be filling you in on Nangí’s story.” He winked at me… — M.A. George Copy Share Image
“Think of mental energy as broadcasting on a certain wavelength,” he tried to explain. “People with powers of the mind can tap… — M.A. George Copy Share Image
“Don’t be so concerned,” he whispered. “We will get through this, I promise.” “What makes you so certain?” I couldn’t help my… — M.A. George Copy Share Image
“Aeron’s stone-faced expression cracked, as he turned to give me a dumbfounded look. Meeting his questioning eyes, I let out a little… — M.A. George Copy Share Image
“..each ministry has an allocation of money to spend on projects agreed to by the government. Every Secretary of State is acutely… — Jeffrey Archer Copy Share Image
“Mr. Fogg accordingly tasted the dish, but, despite its spiced sauce, found it far from palatable. He rang for the landlord, and,… — Jules Verne Copy Share Image
“There is a gay agenda?" he asked. "Naturally. Although marriage is the second item. Draw two." "So what's the first?" Jackson asked,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I know, 0 Caesar, that thou art awaiting my arrival with impatience, that thy true heart of a friend is yearning day… — Henryk Sienkiewicz Copy Share Image
“The Healing spells on his chest were certainly earning their keep tonight. Sullivan got to his feet. The lack of noise from… — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
“China has entered an “Age of Sarcasm.” Anywhere outside of state-sponsored parties, entertainment shows, or the comedies and skits on television, China’s… — Xiaobo Liu Copy Share Image
“The jury returned with a verdict of "Don't ask me, I wasn't there," and was excused.” — Brian Spellman Copy Share Image
“Just because it looks like a leprechaun and talks like a leprechaun, it doesn't mean it can't act like the little fucking… — N.L. Gervasio Copy Share Image
“I wish I could say I’m low maintenance, but I like some of the finer things in life…like a toothbrush.” — M.A. George Copy Share Image
“I do.” He was clearly amused by my disdain. “We have only been speaking for two minutes, Paige. Try not to waste… — Samantha Shannon Copy Share Image
“Nice, a dagger,” Piper scoffed. “It doesn't seem to be doing me much harm, though. Is this how you defend yourself? Showing… — Emily Morning Copy Share Image
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