“It is not necesssary to understand things in order to argue about them.” — Caron De Beaumarchais Copy Share Image
“A full glass of patience with a pinch of sarcasm is all you need to deal~” — Tanya Gambhir Copy Share Image
“Phrase the question any way you like…The answer will still be ‘Kiss my ass.” — M.A. George Copy Share Image
“Christians rejected the need for proof to support belief in God, yet dismissed proof altogether when it was there.” — Kira Peikoff Copy Share Image
“There’s an empty seat next to me in the ‘intensely aggravating’ section…and it’s got your name on it” — M.A. George Copy Share Image
“Jaime, dear, forgive me, but I don't think you are man enough to take care of my Cass. She's a special kind… — Mercy Celeste Copy Share Image
“I do.” He was clearly amused by my disdain. “We have only been speaking for two minutes, Paige. Try not to waste… — Samantha Shannon Copy Share Image
“I wish I could say I’m low maintenance, but I like some of the finer things in life…like a toothbrush.” — M.A. George Copy Share Image
“Just because it looks like a leprechaun and talks like a leprechaun, it doesn't mean it can't act like the little fucking… — N.L. Gervasio Copy Share Image
“The jury returned with a verdict of "Don't ask me, I wasn't there," and was excused.” — Brian Spellman Copy Share Image
“I didn’t intend it to come out sarcastically, but I guess that’s just where my tone of voice automatically goes these days.” — M.A. George Copy Share Image
Look at the world and think about a catastrophic disaster where the cell phone towers went dead. How would you ever be… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
“Hey!” Mena exclaimed “Don’t knock Jeopardy. I love that show” “So do I” Max admitted. “I like it when I know the… — Amanda Kelly Copy Share Image
“Ok look man, you clearly are not hard up for money, you’re driving a range rover, so call whoever has your jaguar… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
“The worst thing about the dead rising? (Other than, you know, all the zombies?) The smell. Nothing kills the mood like the… — Shawn Durnin Copy Share Image
“You know, Mac,”Cadmus said still looking out the window. “We may have to work on the way we tell our story …apparently… — Sulari Gentill Copy Share Image
“I paused for a moment, debating whether to turn and look what was happening. My senses told me Obo’s presence was still… — M.A. George Copy Share Image
“Have you caught cold?' 'It would appear so.' 'You could give it to Margaret,' Ramses suggested. His uncle turned the tinted spectacles… — Elizabeth Peters Copy Share Image
Every once in a while, friends leave sarcastic comments on photos. I know they're joking, but the sarcastic humor doesn't always translate… — Peyton List Copy Share Image
“Or, I could just sit in the bushes and pump the hand pump until the plumbing was superpressurized to 110 psi. This… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“The great thing about the Internet isn't that you can reconnect with old friends or stay up to date with developing world… — David C Holley Copy Share Image
“Rupert: "... At this rate, somebody is bound to upset the Warlock once too often, and we'll end up with a Court… — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
“Aeron’s stone-faced expression cracked, as he turned to give me a dumbfounded look. Meeting his questioning eyes, I let out a little… — M.A. George Copy Share Image
“Grey sat in his bedchamber, unshaven and attired in his nightshirt, banyan, and slippers, drinking tea and debating with himself whether the… — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
“I decided that a movie marathon was clearly in order. I tried to narrow down the options. Anything romantic was definitely out,… — M.A. George Copy Share Image
“There is a gay agenda?" he asked. "Naturally. Although marriage is the second item. Draw two." "So what's the first?" Jackson asked,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Mr. Fogg accordingly tasted the dish, but, despite its spiced sauce, found it far from palatable. He rang for the landlord, and,… — Jules Verne Copy Share Image
“When I venture to point out the unfairness of this, I am reminded of the second item on my list. Apparently the… — Rhys Bowen Copy Share Image
“Does this mean we can eat pie today?" Easton asked. Riley let out a snorting laugh. "I know someone who will be."… — Erin McCarthy Copy Share Image
“Miss Green can call a turd a rose if she wants, but that don't mean people's going to be lining up to… — K. Martin Beckner Copy Share Image
“Nice, a dagger,” Piper scoffed. “It doesn't seem to be doing me much harm, though. Is this how you defend yourself? Showing… — Emily Morning Copy Share Image
“Everyone has bad days...'my Dear MIDDLE FINGER, Thanks for sticking up for me!” — Napz Cherub Pellazo Copy Share Image
“I was debating on jumping and ending my despair over losing my best friend, but I decided to call you instead.” — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
“The cleanest civilization I’ve ever seen…and the number one thing you pack for a wedding is a jar of dirt?” — M.A. George Copy Share Image
