If you put your personal stories out there people always connect. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
That was the challenge. How can you tell the story here and make sure it goes the same way on the other… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I did Popeye and Ronald Reagan and everybody was saying things like "yeah he's a cute little kid" but I started, little… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I don't get controversial, I don't get political and I don't tell you what to do with your life. I just go… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I don't have to worry about writing jokes. I just tell stories about things that have happened to me. As long as… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
When I was a kid I did impressions and funny voices a lot. When I was telling a story I would use… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
People understand when I talk about my son not listening, or issues at home or his real dad coming back into the… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I just like The Little Mermaid cartoon. Say what you want. I have a fish tank, it's a long story. I have… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I went up on stage, and said, "Why did the chicken cross the road? To check out the chicks." I was a… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
And I don't want you thinking that my girlfriend is a bad person. She is an amazing woman, the fact that I… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
By putting myself out there the way I've been doing people see me as a real person. Even though I do character… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
[Making people laugh] was a secret dream I kept and I didn't tell anybody about it until I was about 18. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Now people are coming up to meet me at my shows and they're doing my bits! One guy earlier was at 7-11 and he… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm not selling out, denying who I am or where I've come from, not at all. I acknowledge that. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I don't wanna just be remembered for the funniest guy in my neighborhood. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Just saw the movie The Town. It was bad ass! I never rate movies publicly but I really liked it. Now I'm going bowling — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
My favorite people to have fun with are police officers 'cause they're so serious, you know. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Why buy a bootleg shitty copy of my special when you can get it on AMAZON for only $2.99. Swap meet cant do that!! — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Early on when I started talking about my weight, it was self-deprecating; everything was a joke. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
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