If you put your personal stories out there people always connect. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
My favorite people to have fun with are police officers 'cause they're so serious, you know. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were? — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
People think if you have money, it'll fix the problems, but it creates different ones. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
You gotta hang out with people who have big dreams and believe in that dream. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Make sure you're doing impressions of people that are still relevant, and that everyone knows. Red Skelton impressions are a little outdated. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I talked about the stuff so openly that people are able to connect and relate. I put everything out there [into the… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I don't get controversial, I don't get political and I don't tell you what to do with your life. I just go… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
In the beginning, yes. I didn't like it because I wanted people to know me by Gabriel Iglesias, not by Fluffy. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
People see a big dude and they hear that high pitched voice or "Eglasias with an 'I'" and love it because they… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I love Australia. First of all, everyone is so nice. The people are down to Earth, and they like having fun with… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Surround yourself with supportive people. All the negative people, man you have to push them aside. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Some comics don't like it when people talk during the set, and it does get a little bit annoying after awhile, but… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Now I understand why people do drugs, why people drink, and why people go crazy. As the success level goes up and… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I did Popeye and Ronald Reagan and everybody was saying things like "yeah he's a cute little kid" but I started, little… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
That's one thing about my shows. I tell people, I'm not a comedian, I'm just a really funny reporter. I put my… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I get a lot of influence from pro wrestling. People are like, 'Oh, it's fake.' But it's not about whether the guy… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
For about three years I was performing at one bar in East Los Angeles that was like a mean dive bar. You're… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm all about showing people that I'm a little messed up, I have a lot of the same problems you have. By… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Once I started doing specials I always incorporated "Fluffy" into it. But with Stand-Up Revolution, I left it out because I want… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Social media has definitely changed the game for me. I am able to connect to my fans on twitter and interact with… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Why would anybody connect to someone who has everything going for them? It's the person who has faults that people want to… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Connecting with people is not hard. I love the interaction and the feedback after shows. It does take some time, but the… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I remember seeing Eddie Murphy RAW and seeing people laughing and having a good time and that was the same response I… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Now people are coming up to meet me at my shows and they're doing my bits! One guy earlier was at 7-11… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
[Making people laugh] was a secret dream I kept and I didn't tell anybody about it until I was about 18. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm not on a diet. And it's funny cause people go 'Well, then why do you drink diet soda?' So I can… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Sometimes [high school speech team] was funny, other times it was just talking, but it gave me the confidence to speak in… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm never home. I miss birthdays. I miss holidays. I miss anniversaries. I miss special moments. I'm not always there for important… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
People understand when I talk about my son not listening, or issues at home or his real dad coming back into the… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Honestly, you got to take care of the people that take care of you. I know that sounds like cliche, or borderline… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
TV and film for me are not as exciting as the live stand-up show and getting the immediate reaction of the crowd.… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
The first time I got on stage I was 10 years old and I did impressions. I did cartoon characters and I… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
As a comedian, especially one that works as much as I do, there is a lot of sacrifice. People don't see that… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
With this show [Stand-Up Revolution ], I loved the idea that I would be picking the talent that goes on, not the… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
In the beginning, when I was doing my shows, I was incorporating a lot of Spanish, just trying to be a Latino… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
The best advice bro: is think big, as big as you can possibly think, and shoot for that. The bigger you aim… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Every night, it's a bakery on the bus. It's a curse, because I talk about how much I love cake, people bring… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Some people can handle alcohol. You know who you are. Some people can't handle alcohol. The police know who you are. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
[Making people laugh] was a secret dream I kept and I didn't tell anybody about it until I was about 18. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Now people are coming up to meet me at my shows and they're doing my bits! One guy earlier was at 7-11 and he… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm not selling out, denying who I am or where I've come from, not at all. I acknowledge that. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I don't wanna just be remembered for the funniest guy in my neighborhood. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Just saw the movie The Town. It was bad ass! I never rate movies publicly but I really liked it. Now I'm going bowling — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
My favorite people to have fun with are police officers 'cause they're so serious, you know. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Why buy a bootleg shitty copy of my special when you can get it on AMAZON for only $2.99. Swap meet cant do that!! — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Early on when I started talking about my weight, it was self-deprecating; everything was a joke. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
![“I talked about the stuff so openly that people are able to connect and relate. I put everything out there [into the network], and if I'm having a bad time, people know about it.” quote by Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/15f/gabriel-iglesias-1974_able_i-talked-about-the-stuff-so-openly-that_2966753.jpg)
![“[Making people laugh] was a secret dream I kept and I didn't tell anybody about it until I was about 18.” quote by Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/826/gabriel-iglesias-1974_dream_making-people-laugh-was-a-secret-dream-i_54898.jpg)
![“Sometimes [high school speech team] was funny, other times it was just talking, but it gave me the confidence to speak in front of people after doing that for a whole year.” quote by Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/a39/gabriel-iglesias-1974_communication_sometimes-high-school-speech-team-was-fu_1453278.jpg)
![“With this show [Stand-Up Revolution ], I loved the idea that I would be picking the talent that goes on, not the network. It was me handpicking people who might not have gotten the chance to be on TV. So, I thought it was real cool that I was putting people up there.” quote by Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/98a/gabriel-iglesias-1974_chance_with-this-show-stand-up-revolution-i-lov_1112727.jpg)
