My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
My favorite people to have fun with are police officers 'cause they're so serious, you know. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
As far as "uncut" I think we all know that you guys cut up the special. Originally it was going to be… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
You know what I learned about Hawaiians? They're just blown up Mexicans! — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
In the beginning, yes. I didn't like it because I wanted people to know me by Gabriel Iglesias, not by Fluffy. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Understand that you don't know it all. You don't know anything yet. What you've been taught is great, but always go with… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
People see a big dude and they hear that high pitched voice or "Eglasias with an 'I'" and love it because they… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Make sure you're doing impressions of people that are still relevant, and that everyone knows. Red Skelton impressions are a little outdated. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
If I speak Spanish in my show, which sometimes I do, I translate what I say. I make it where I can… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
That's one thing about my shows. I tell people, I'm not a comedian, I'm just a really funny reporter. I put my… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Honestly, you got to take care of the people that take care of you. I know that sounds like cliche, or borderline… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Anyone who's seen my specials knows I don't put out the same stuff twice. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
When you have nothing but big friends, you never get into arguments...except one. And that is, who is the biggest? I'll let… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I talked about the stuff so openly that people are able to connect and relate. I put everything out there [into the… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
And I don't want you thinking that my girlfriend is a bad person. She is an amazing woman, the fact that I… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Some people can handle alcohol. You know who you are. Some people can't handle alcohol. The police know who you are. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
You know, a lot of people think that just 'cause you work out, lift weights, eat right, and do what people tell… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
[Making people laugh] was a secret dream I kept and I didn't tell anybody about it until I was about 18. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Now people are coming up to meet me at my shows and they're doing my bits! One guy earlier was at 7-11 and he… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm not selling out, denying who I am or where I've come from, not at all. I acknowledge that. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I don't wanna just be remembered for the funniest guy in my neighborhood. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Just saw the movie The Town. It was bad ass! I never rate movies publicly but I really liked it. Now I'm going bowling — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
My favorite people to have fun with are police officers 'cause they're so serious, you know. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Why buy a bootleg shitty copy of my special when you can get it on AMAZON for only $2.99. Swap meet cant do that!! — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Early on when I started talking about my weight, it was self-deprecating; everything was a joke. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
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