I like to tell old jokes on stage after about an hour, or an hour and a half. I'll bring those old… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Early on when I started talking about my weight, it was self-deprecating; everything was a joke. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm always ready for TV. I don't have to edit my jokes - when you work clean, you can work anywhere. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I've got foundation jokes, the ones that got me where I am, so everything I do just builds on top of that. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
[ The aim to be big] is not a joke about my size. It's just that I'm a dreamer, but I'm following… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Some comics don't like it when people talk during the set, and it does get a little bit annoying after awhile, but… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
At the time, it was a really funny joke [Fluffy] and I went back and forth with going against the joke or… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I don't have to worry about writing jokes. I just tell stories about things that have happened to me. As long as… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I went up on stage, and said, "Why did the chicken cross the road? To check out the chicks." I was a… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
[Making people laugh] was a secret dream I kept and I didn't tell anybody about it until I was about 18. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Now people are coming up to meet me at my shows and they're doing my bits! One guy earlier was at 7-11 and he… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian who happens to be Latino. What's the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
My girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm not selling out, denying who I am or where I've come from, not at all. I acknowledge that. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I don't wanna just be remembered for the funniest guy in my neighborhood. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Just saw the movie The Town. It was bad ass! I never rate movies publicly but I really liked it. Now I'm going bowling — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
My favorite people to have fun with are police officers 'cause they're so serious, you know. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Why buy a bootleg shitty copy of my special when you can get it on AMAZON for only $2.99. Swap meet cant do that!! — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Early on when I started talking about my weight, it was self-deprecating; everything was a joke. — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
![“[ The aim to be big] is not a joke about my size. It's just that I'm a dreamer, but I'm following through with it. I believe anyone can do it as long as they focus and have a game plan.” quote by Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/866/gabriel-iglesias-1974_aim_the-aim-to-be-big-is-not-a-joke-about-my_1666524.jpg)
![“At the time, it was a really funny joke [Fluffy] and I went back and forth with going against the joke or embrace it. I decided to embrace it and now we're talking about it, so it was a good call.” quote by Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/5f1/gabriel-iglesias-1974_back-and-forth_at-the-time-it-was-a-really-funny-joke-f_2164289.jpg)
![“[Making people laugh] was a secret dream I kept and I didn't tell anybody about it until I was about 18.” quote by Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/826/gabriel-iglesias-1974_dream_making-people-laugh-was-a-secret-dream-i_54898.jpg)
