Comedy Quote by Gabriel Iglesias

I never used to tell jokes on stage. Now I'm cutting up jokes all night long.

— Robin Thicke

I have jokes I've told before and will tell again, but my favorite part of the night is talking to the crowd.

— Paula Poundstone

I have tons of jokes with moments in them over the years in stand-up that don't get a laugh but I love them so…

— John Mulaney

I tell a lot of jokes. Most of the jokes just happen to come; they're not planned jokes. I like when people laugh with…

— Lorrie Morgan

It seemed fun to play a villain on stage and I wanted my jokes to be so good that I could just calmly tell…

— Anthony Jeselnik

What I'm doing in the work I do, I prefer not to just have a series of jokes. It's nice when audiences can connect…

— Christopher Guest

I don't do any jokes that old. I might have maybe one or two jokes from high school that I still do.

— Dave Chappelle

I try to write three jokes every day. I don't sit down and write them, it's just things that pop into my head. Then…

— Zach Galifianakis

I don't really write jokes. I wait for stuff to happen in life, and then I tell it on stage.

— Kathleen Madigan

As you get older, as a comedian, and keep doing it, what you actually start to cherish on stage is not the build-up to…

— Patton Oswalt

Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never fail to laugh?

— Aristophanes

My friends joke that I’m dead until I get onstage. I’m dead right now as you’re speaking to me.

— Lady Gaga