Friendship Quote by Lady Gaga

I don't think I've ever died on stage. I've had jokes that died on stage. I've told a joke and absolutely nothing. They didn't…

— Billy Connolly

I’m really alive when I’m on stage,

— Rudolf Nureyev

I never used to tell jokes on stage. Now I'm cutting up jokes all night long.

— Robin Thicke

I don't really write jokes. I wait for stuff to happen in life, and then I tell it on stage.

— Kathleen Madigan

I've always been like, "Look, you're going to die and it's not going to matter after you die that you got out onstage and…

— Kathleen Hanna

I never wrote a joke in my life. I just get on stage and let it flow.

— Eddie Griffin

If I die, I'm going to die onstage.

— Yoshiki

The thing that's funny is that everyone thinks I'm dead.

— Charles Nelson Reilly

I've never written jokes. I mean, I'll write things on a piece of paper and riff on them onstage.

— David Cross

There is nothing - nothing - like writing a great joke and having that joke kill onstage.

— Judy Gold

“I feel like I’m going to die,’ he says. ‘Could we talk for a few minutes before you die?’ ‘Only if you do it…

— Doug MacLeod

I'm not dead. I mean, I may be getting older, but I'm not dead!

— Sheryl Crow