Dead Quote by Charles Nelson Reilly Download Open image “The thing that's funny is that everyone thinks I'm dead.” — Charles Nelson Reilly ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dead Everyone Funny Thing Thinks
The one thing I've found you really can't joke about - and people think it's death or something - is money. No one thinks… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life. — Jimi Hendrix Copy Share Image
I often fake my death and then just show up at people's houses. They say 'that's a good one Thom' but I know maybe… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
For some time now the impression has been growing upon me that everyone is dead. It happens when I speak to people. In the… — Walker Percy Copy Share Image
Death is funny, when you think about it. Everybody does it, but nobody knows how, exactly how. — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
Death isn't funny." "Then why are there so many jokes about death? Jill, with us — us humans — death is so sad that… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
If I make $30,000 a month, I'll spend $29,999. I tell friends, 'Oh, you need money to go to college?' I'm a little crazy,… — Charles Nelson Reilly Copy Share Image
Opera is full of trappings that make us go away from being human. You can't let them do that. You can't walk like you're… — Charles Nelson Reilly Copy Share Image
A voice in my head tells me that I'm at the twilight of an extraordinary life. I say extraordinary because of the people who… — Charles Nelson Reilly Copy Share Image
You can't do anything else once you do game shows. You have no career. — Charles Nelson Reilly Copy Share Image
I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. — Charles Nelson Reilly Copy Share Image
I was 24 yesterday. Suddenly you wake up, and you get on the elevator, and there's a mirror there. And you look in the… — Charles Nelson Reilly Copy Share Image
My friends are very rich. Elizabeth Taylor sends flowers the size of the bathtub. I'm not kidding. — Charles Nelson Reilly Copy Share Image
Capricorns like to stay in one place. I have to go to work in places like New York, but basically, I don't want to… — Charles Nelson Reilly Copy Share Image
Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. — Charles Nelson Reilly Copy Share Image
The favorite thing I like to do is nothing. I'm such an expert at doing nothing. I have a boat. I make training films… — Charles Nelson Reilly Copy Share Image
When I die, it's going to read, 'Game Show Fixture Passes Away.' Nothing about the theater, or Tony Awards, or Emmys. But it doesn't… — Charles Nelson Reilly Copy Share Image
Because I was an only child, I don't like many people around, and that's why I don't have any servants. — Charles Nelson Reilly Copy Share Image
I'm going to stay on stage until I drop dead. Then I'm going to have myself stuffed, like Trigger, and I'm going to put… — Debbie Reynolds Copy Share Image
It's a really dark, emotionally wrenching world that we've created on 'The Walking Dead.' — Laurie Holden Copy Share Image
Ireland starts for me with the end of 'The Dead,' which my father read to me from his desk in his basement office in… — John Jeremiah Sullivan Copy Share Image
I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
'Misery' left a lasting mark on me. When I die, it will be 'Kathy 'Misery' Bates Is Dead.' — Kathy Bates Copy Share Image
Must whales and dolphins be subjected to deafening noise that will cause more than 3.5 million instances of temporary and/or permanent hearing loss? For… — Pierce Brosnan Copy Share Image
I think I probably have the philosophy of a poor man. You know, like maybe I'd steal the pennies off a dead man's eyes. — John Cassavetes Copy Share Image
Osama Bin Laden is dead. Killed not by a massive troop deployment but by a commando raid carried out by a few dozen highly… — Richard Engel Copy Share Image
We have to start processing what we're really made of in America. American character is not dead. American integrity and honesty are not dead.… — Josh Fox Copy Share Image
