Another Quote by Michelle Wolf Download Open image “It's one thing to be funny in a tweet. It is another to be funny for an hour.” — Michelle Wolf ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Another Funny Hour Humor Thing Tweet
What's cool about Twitter is that you can make a joke about something very of-the-moment or random that I wouldn't be able to joke… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
Humorists are using Twitter to tell jokes in an interesting way. It doesn't have to be profound, and it doesn't have to be earth-shaking,… — James Gleick Copy Share Image
I don't take Twitter that serious. It's all in good humor. I've made fun of people on Twitter and it's whatever. — Fabolous Copy Share Image
I think people make mistakes when they're on Twitter when they're trying to crack jokes, none of it's funny, and it tends to happen… — Michael Caputo Copy Share Image
Twitter is just a great joke laboratory. You go in there and there are so many witty people that I know any joke I… — Michael Kupperman Copy Share Image
Twitter's a lot of work! That's the first thing I would say. There's so much pressure to be funny. — Ari Graynor Copy Share Image
Twitter is a much more dangerous cauldron of group-think than happy hours or dinners. On Twitter, the reward comes from agreeing or loudly disagreeing… — David Weigel Copy Share Image
The funny thing about Twitter is you can subtweet one person and it makes 20 others think it's about them. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
On the key to a successful Twitter account: Write the things that you think are funny and that's what's gonna click with people. — Jenny Johnson Copy Share Image
I'm not on Twitter because I'm worried I'd be really dull, which would be tragic for someone who's supposed to be funny. — Mel Giedroyc Copy Share Image
Twitter is a good medium to lean how to write jokes. It pushes you to write a better joke in that, on Twitter, the… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
You know how I know I'm white? I can cry myself out of a parking ticket. — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
Taking a night off from comedy to go on a date with someone I'm probably not going to like anyway sounds like the worst… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
Honestly, I never really thought I'd be a comedian. But I did take an aptitude test in seventh grade - and this is 100… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
I would love to be a dad. There are plenty of comedians who have kids. But they're dads. Being a dad is so different… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
Watching Rachel Maddow is like going to Target. You went in for milk, but you left with shampoo, candles, and the entire history of… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
I did so many open mics. I would write jokes on Twitter constantly, and then slowly, over time, open mics turned into shows. If… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
The most useful information on CNN is when Anthony Bourdain tells me where to eat noodles. — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
I got a third-degree ankle sprain practicing long jump. I never fully recovered. That was my first heartbreak. I thought track was going to… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
That's why we should respect people: not for how pretty they are, for how useful they are. What would you rather have, a pretty… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
The thing that's frustrating about improv is that even if you have the best show in the world, it's over when it's over. You… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
When I'm on the road, I eat like I'm on the third day of a hiking trip all the time. I'm eating beef jerky… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
I guess I've never really wanted to be anything else. I've never even thought about having another job. — Owen Farrell Copy Share Image
I take the responsibility of playing another ethnicity very, very seriously, and I promise myself and those people that I will represent them with… — Cliff Curtis Copy Share Image
I write the way you might arrange flowers. Not every try works, but each one launches another. Every constraint, even dullness, frees up a… — Richard Powers Copy Share Image
I have to mention that Taapsee and Ayushmann are my favorite actors - or stars, whatever you call them. I love them. Our thought… — Anubhav Sinha Copy Share Image
When a person partners with God in delivering a miracle to another person, they have done what they were supposed to do; God can… — Bruce Wilkinson Copy Share Image
I went through a string of A&R men who all thought I should be doing something different. One thought I should be a dance… — Alison Moyet Copy Share Image
New York is so serious about the creation of work. Everything is happening so fast, it feels like there's another studio, another session on… — Diplo Copy Share Image
The fact of the matter is that the Internet has brought together millions of people who trust one another for reasons that are unknown. — Ben Huh Copy Share Image
Everything about Washington is inconsistent, because they say one thing and do another, which is what my opponent, Claire McCaskill, is very, very good… — Sarah Steelman Copy Share Image
In Tunisia, the so-called Yasmin revolution has led to the installation of a relatively moderate Islamic government. Whether or not that means democracy will,… — Martin Van Creveld Copy Share Image
I refuse to be one of those artists who, 10 years from now, they're bitter about the rise and the fall of their career.… — Luke Bryan Copy Share Image
One death to a man is a serious thing: a dozen neutralize one another. — Richard Francis Burton Copy Share Image
