Great Quote by Judy Gold Download Open image “There is nothing - nothing - like writing a great joke and having that joke kill onstage.” — Judy Gold ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Great Having Joke Like Nothing Onstage Writing
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My friends joke that I’m dead until I get onstage. I’m dead right now as you’re speaking to me. — Lady Gaga Copy Share Image
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Growing up in New Jersey, bat mitzvas were all about the elegant parties. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
Women are taught that if you want to be a lady, keep your opinions to yourself and be polite. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
I've never been on one of these shows where you have to make alliances and be a team player. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
I started taking all these cooking classes. I learned a lot in them, but you think you're going to retain it, and you don't.… — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
I'm not sure when exactly I knew I was funny, but I always knew I was different. I never had an 'edit' button and… — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
Many comics stay in one city and develop their acts for that particular audience. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
If I was married to a man, and I had the same life situation that I have, it's the perfect recipe for a sitcom. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
It's always great to see old friends, especially those I have not been able to see in 15 months. — William Regal Copy Share Image
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Ambition drives you on, ability certainly helps, but the fickle finger of fate and luck are great things. — Fergus Henderson Copy Share Image
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