Jokes Quote by David Cross

I never wrote a joke in my life. I just get on stage and let it flow.

— Eddie Griffin

I don't really write jokes. I wait for stuff to happen in life, and then I tell it on stage.

— Kathleen Madigan

I never write jokes, I just try to make myself laugh.

— J. B. Smoove

I try to write three jokes every day. I don't sit down and write them, it's just things that pop into my head. Then…

— Zach Galifianakis

I'm really bad at writing jokes.

— Glenn Howerton

I can't write a joke. I could never write. I do a lot of stories and I call them stories, but they're just comedy…

— Ron Shock

I don't really write jokes down. I tend to have a premise that I work out and test on stage.

— Adam DeVine

As for jokes, I don't think it's necessarily that what I write is funny.

— Peter David

People can write jokes five minutes after a major world event happens, and have hundreds of thousands of people read them within 10 minutes.…

— Nick Thune

Writing your own jokes, you just kind of keep working on something until you think it might work, and then you try it out…

— Aziz Ansari

I don't write jokes first. I write down topics. I think of what I want to talk about, and then I write the jokes…

— Chris Rock

I'm not much of a joke writer.

— Ben Falcone