I was in Antwerp - which, I had about 20 shows left at that point - and a guy said, "That's Dave… — David Cross Copy Share Image
There is nothing interesting about just seeing me doing the show then seeing the fans and how much people love me. — David Cross Copy Share Image
I just did 101 shows in 86 different cities in America and Europe and Canada, and I'm not lying or exaggerating when… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I'm going to keep talking about what I think is interesting for my entire career. If you want to hear about how… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I am truly passionate and concerned about the lack of empathy that people show towards one another. — David Cross Copy Share Image
There were a handful of shows that were just painful. Not many, but things where I just said going into it, "Why… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I did one of the worst shows for that kind of thing in Northampton, Massachusetts, which is one of the most liberal… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I'm directing the Sky show. I'm not going to be in it. I'm just writing and directing it. So that'll satisfy that… — David Cross Copy Share Image
Aqua Teen Hunger Force is one of the funniest shows on TV and I was a little intimidated working with those guys… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I don't want to do 20 minutes on Donald Trump. I want to do 10 minutes and move on. I wouldn't even… — David Cross Copy Share Image
When we were on the bus doing the Mr. Show Hooray for America Tour there was a lot of laughter and a… — David Cross Copy Share Image
In New York, you are constantly faced with this very urgent decision that you have to make, about every twenty minutes...you have to decide,… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I read the New York Times, and if I'm in a different city, I'll skim that paper. — David Cross Copy Share Image
I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner. — David Cross Copy Share Image
There's the disingenuous duplicitousness, but you can apply that to every politician, really. — David Cross Copy Share Image
I remember being a kid and the Vietnam War was huge and looking at Watergate. — David Cross Copy Share Image
I grew up in that minority. I grew up in the South, in Roswell, Georgia, and it was heavily white, Baptist, conservative. And the… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I think for a lot of people, it's just where their saturation point was. Once you get into the [Donald] Trump stuff and the… — David Cross Copy Share Image
It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny. — David Cross Copy Share Image
I still think that, hopefully, you're not ahead of the jokes, and I think that has value. There is a punchline and it's pointed… — David Cross Copy Share Image
You cannot win a War on Terrorism. It's like having a war on jealousy. — David Cross Copy Share Image
Most people who have kids are, "Hey, I want another me. I like me. I'm pretty cool, and I've got really great ideas, and… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I was in Antwerp - which, I had about 20 shows left at that point - and a guy said, "That's Dave Attell's." Also,… — David Cross Copy Share Image
