I think for a lot of people, it's just where their saturation point was. Once you get into the [Donald] Trump stuff… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I still think that, hopefully, you're not ahead of the jokes, and I think that has value. There is a punchline and… — David Cross Copy Share Image
Most people who have kids are, "Hey, I want another me. I like me. I'm pretty cool, and I've got really great… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I'm a professional comic. Whether you think I'm funny or not, that's, again, subjective. — David Cross Copy Share Image
I think I'd be a really good dad. So perhaps I'm doing society a disservice by not having as many kids as… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I think it was there before, but - because of social media, too - there are these people who fancy themselves as… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I'm going to keep talking about what I think is interesting for my entire career. If you want to hear about how… — David Cross Copy Share Image
Because I think whenever you sit down with another human being who would absolutely disagree with you on every issue, you learn… — David Cross Copy Share Image
Go back and read Sinclair Lewis - It Can't Happen Here or Babbitt. For a guy or girl who's going to do… — David Cross Copy Share Image
What happened to our friendship? I really think it's our obligation as friends to be brutally honest and be frank with them… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I'm not going to benefit from free college education, but I think all those things are good for the country. — David Cross Copy Share Image
I'd like to think that I'm not just making the point that I'm an atheist over and over, but that I explore… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best. — David Cross Copy Share Image
I like pot, I enjoy pot, I like to smoke it. But, the one thing I don't like about pot is the… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I don't think of my opponents in the sense that I don't think of them consciously, I don't steer it one way… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I think I could have a funnier, more economic sets. But that's the comedy I do. And I understand if people aren't… — David Cross Copy Share Image
Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush. — David Cross Copy Share Image
In my political philosophy - which is definitely more socialist Democrat than centrist politician like Hillary Clinton - I think regulation for… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I'd be curious to find out, but I don't think people in the entertainment industry are proportionally more or less serious politically… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I think pornography is the only art form where you can be videotaped on a shaky handy cam sucking off a horse… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I think the policies, for the most part, that [Hillary Clinton] will put in place are not going to make positive changes.… — David Cross Copy Share Image
In New York, you are constantly faced with this very urgent decision that you have to make, about every twenty minutes...you have to decide,… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I read the New York Times, and if I'm in a different city, I'll skim that paper. — David Cross Copy Share Image
I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner. — David Cross Copy Share Image
There's the disingenuous duplicitousness, but you can apply that to every politician, really. — David Cross Copy Share Image
I remember being a kid and the Vietnam War was huge and looking at Watergate. — David Cross Copy Share Image
I grew up in that minority. I grew up in the South, in Roswell, Georgia, and it was heavily white, Baptist, conservative. And the… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I think for a lot of people, it's just where their saturation point was. Once you get into the [Donald] Trump stuff and the… — David Cross Copy Share Image
It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny. — David Cross Copy Share Image
I still think that, hopefully, you're not ahead of the jokes, and I think that has value. There is a punchline and it's pointed… — David Cross Copy Share Image
You cannot win a War on Terrorism. It's like having a war on jealousy. — David Cross Copy Share Image
Most people who have kids are, "Hey, I want another me. I like me. I'm pretty cool, and I've got really great ideas, and… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I was in Antwerp - which, I had about 20 shows left at that point - and a guy said, "That's Dave Attell's." Also,… — David Cross Copy Share Image
