There is nothing interesting about just seeing me doing the show then seeing the fans and how much people love me. — David Cross Copy Share Image
Once you get into the [Donald] Trump stuff, you get people going, "I didn't come here to have my political views bashed." — David Cross Copy Share Image
I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best. — David Cross Copy Share Image
Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat. — David Cross Copy Share Image
I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people. — David Cross Copy Share Image
Hopefully people will be reinventing comedy forever and ever. This is just what I do, and it's a type of comedy. — David Cross Copy Share Image
I am truly passionate and concerned about the lack of empathy that people show towards one another. — David Cross Copy Share Image
Most people who have kids are, "Hey, I want another me. I like me. I'm pretty cool, and I've got really great… — David Cross Copy Share Image
It probably does make it more difficult to enjoy a good laugh at someone who's onstage, seemingly yelling at you. But I'm… — David Cross Copy Share Image
Hopefully people are upset for the reason I want them to be upset. Even when I was doing open mics, I've always… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I'm of the mindset that most people who have kids are, which is, 'Hey, I want another me. I like me. I'm… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I did one of the worst shows for that kind of thing in Northampton, Massachusetts, which is one of the most liberal… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I have a few business ideas (that I'm going to advertise in High Times, amongst other places), and one of them is… — David Cross Copy Share Image
Where my comedy really solidified was when Bush was elected. I couldn't understand how craven and crass he was, and how dumb… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I think for a lot of people, it's just where their saturation point was. Once you get into the [Donald] Trump stuff… — David Cross Copy Share Image
Back when the Bible was written, then edited, then rewritten, then rewritten, then re-edited, then translated from dead languages, then re-translated, then… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I grew up in that minority. I grew up in the South, in Roswell, Georgia, and it was heavily white, Baptist, conservative.… — David Cross Copy Share Image
If there are a couple of adjectives people use to describe me, anger is usually in there. I've never taken that as… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I'm very vocal about my belief that all religion is garbage. Most of my friends are religious or at least spiritual. These… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I stand by everything I said. I absolutely can defend my material, and I take issue with people who say, "It's just… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I'm pretty happy. I obviously have complaints about things, but for the most part, I'm on the above-average side of happy people. — David Cross Copy Share Image
If people disagree with me and want to articulate it, that's not only their right but almost their obligation. — David Cross Copy Share Image
I think the policies, for the most part, that [Hillary Clinton] will put in place are not going to make positive changes.… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I think I could have a funnier, more economic sets. But that's the comedy I do. And I understand if people aren't… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I'd be curious to find out, but I don't think people in the entertainment industry are proportionally more or less serious politically… — David Cross Copy Share Image
It's a lot of anti-gay, racist humor—which people like in America—all couched in 'I'm telling it like it is.' He's in the… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I think it was there before, but - because of social media, too - there are these people who fancy themselves as… — David Cross Copy Share Image
In New York, you are constantly faced with this very urgent decision that you have to make, about every twenty minutes...you have to decide,… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I read the New York Times, and if I'm in a different city, I'll skim that paper. — David Cross Copy Share Image
I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner. — David Cross Copy Share Image
There's the disingenuous duplicitousness, but you can apply that to every politician, really. — David Cross Copy Share Image
I remember being a kid and the Vietnam War was huge and looking at Watergate. — David Cross Copy Share Image
I grew up in that minority. I grew up in the South, in Roswell, Georgia, and it was heavily white, Baptist, conservative. And the… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I think for a lot of people, it's just where their saturation point was. Once you get into the [Donald] Trump stuff and the… — David Cross Copy Share Image
It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny. — David Cross Copy Share Image
I still think that, hopefully, you're not ahead of the jokes, and I think that has value. There is a punchline and it's pointed… — David Cross Copy Share Image
You cannot win a War on Terrorism. It's like having a war on jealousy. — David Cross Copy Share Image
Most people who have kids are, "Hey, I want another me. I like me. I'm pretty cool, and I've got really great ideas, and… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I was in Antwerp - which, I had about 20 shows left at that point - and a guy said, "That's Dave Attell's." Also,… — David Cross Copy Share Image
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