Bumper Quote by David Cross

“I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.” quote by David Cross — Download Open image

“I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.”

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