Trump Quotes by David Cross
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Cross’s 12 quips blend satire with sharp insight, turning Trump’s public image into a source of witty reflection. The humor lands with a punch, making the commentary both entertaining and thought‑provoking.
![“[If Donald Trump does get elected, I will be] probably Secretary Of Reeducation. Or I don't know. I'll probably end up working in the cafeteria.” quote by David Cross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/c52/david-cross-3386_cafeteria_if-donald-trump-does-get-elected-i-will_1926742.jpg)
![“Once you get into the [Donald] Trump stuff, you get people going, "I didn't come here to have my political views bashed."” quote by David Cross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/e58/david-cross-3386_people_once-you-get-into-the-donald-trump-stuff_410014.jpg)
![“I think the policies, for the most part, that [Hillary Clinton] will put in place are not going to make positive changes. There'll be more status quo. She'll certainly be good for some groups of people. Whatever.” quote by David Cross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/81c/david-cross-3386_be-good_i-think-the-policies-for-the-most-part-t_3193996.jpg)
![“I'm finally going to be able to finally criticize [Hillary Clinton] without being accused of being a sexist - that idea. I'm not a fan, I don't like her, but you can't say anything without being accused of being a sexist pig, which is unfair.” quote by David Cross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/999/david-cross-3386_able_i-m-finally-going-to-be-able-to-finally_495265.jpg)
![“I think for a lot of people, it's just where their saturation point was. Once you get into the [Donald] Trump stuff and the Republican stuff and the Ayn Rand followers, it doesn't let up for about half an hour. It gets hard and stays hard for a while.” quote by David Cross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/dba/david-cross-3386_followers_i-think-for-a-lot-of-people-it-s-just-wh_76534.jpg)
![“Go back and read Sinclair Lewis - It Can't Happen Here or Babbitt. For a guy or girl who's going to do an hour of political comedy, it might be a little rough, sure. But I think if you're spending 10 minutes or less, and you're talking about - not necessarily [Donald Trump] but his supporters and…” quote by David Cross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/55e/david-cross-3386_all-kinds_go-back-and-read-sinclair-lewis-it-can-t_989673.jpg)
