One thing I like about the United States, and I kind of miss about the United States, is there's an election coming… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner. — David Cross Copy Share Image
There are a lot of things that fit on a bumper sticker in terms of either liberty or equality or progress that… — Laurence Tribe Copy Share Image
A Pennsylvania woman convicted for shoplifting was sentenced to wear a badge that reads "Convicted Shoplifter." However, her lawyers hope to plea… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I read with keen interest the words of a bumper sticker readily visible on the highly polished chrome bumper of a car… — Thomas S. Monson Copy Share Image
A group called Draft Biden 2016 has started selling bumper stickers that say 'I'm ridin' with Biden.' It's a lot better than… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
You don't change the world by hiding in the woods, wearing a hair shirt, or buying indulgences in the form of 'Save… — Alex Steffen Copy Share Image
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most [borrowed from Mark Twain] — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
“Mom was adamantly pro-choice. She had a bumper sticker on the car that read If you can't trust me with a choice,… — Gayle Forman Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
[My father ] came home from World War II and he voted for [Dwight] Eisenhower. He was pretty thoughtful about those things,… — Jeff Sessions Copy Share Image
I think happiness is a choice. I believe luck is your attitude. It sounds like a really annoying bumper sticker. But there… — Drew Barrymore Copy Share Image
“God is love, but Satan does that thing you like with his tongue. --BUMPER STICKER” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
A prosthetic leg with a Willie Nelson bumper sticker washed ashore on the beach, which meant it was Florida. Then it got… — Tim Dorsey Copy Share Image
“Sitting on my stool I thought of a bumper sticker: "If Mean People Suck, Why Isn't My Dick In Your Mouth?” — Paul Neilan Copy Share Image
The world’s bumper sticker reads: Life sucks, and then you die. Perhaps Christian bumper stickers should read: Life sucks, but then you… — Ted Dekker Copy Share Image
President Obama's version of America is a divided one - pitting us against each other based on our income level, gender, and… — Mia Love Copy Share Image
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