Bumper sticker Quote by Paul Neilan

“You've had his dick in your hand and your tongue in his mouth and you can't sit down and eat a bowl of cereal…

— Brooke McKinley

“THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police.”

— George Carlin

“Your ideas suck" "So does my mouth. Why don't you get your dick over here and I'll demonstrate.”

— Jet Mykles

“Is your ass jelous of the amount of shit that comes out of your mouth?”

— Jamie McGuire

“What about the jerks who think good oral sex consists of sucking your clit so hard it feels like you're stuck to a vacuum…

— Elle Aycart

“Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that comes out of your mouth?”

— Jamie McGuire

“Go didn't like grilled cheese; she was scooping peanut butter out of the jar onto saltines. When a commercial break came on, she paused…

— Gillian Flynn

“IF IT HAS TIRES OR TESTICLES, IT’S GONNA GIVE YOU TROUBLE. —BUMPER STICKER”

— Darynda Jones

“watch your mouth”

— Jodi Ellen Malpas

“Guys, you should always fight the urge to put your mouth in gear before taking your brain out of park.”

— Dennis James

“I feel like a donkey, with a stick in my mouth and a carrot up my ass.”

— Anton Chekhov

“Watch your fucking mouth!”

— Jodi Ellen Malpas