Fellatio Quote by George Carlin Download Open image ““THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police.”” — George Carlin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fellatio Humor Sex
“I’ll call him for you.” “I’m not about to suck your dick so you’ll make a call for me.” “And I’m not making the… — C.D. Reiss Copy Share Image
“Yeah, listen you should really stop now, because I’m betting on the smartest thing that ever could come out of your mouth is a… — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“ Criminal: You can suck my dick, motherfucker! Detective Bridges: You suck mine! [shoves barrel of pistol in the Criminal's mouth] An' you get… — Garth Ennis Copy Share Image
“-I suck cock because I like cock. I like getting my cock sucked and I really--yes, really--like sucking the cocks of other men! And… — Tali Spencer Copy Share Image
“What about the jerks who think good oral sex consists of sucking your clit so hard it feels like you're stuck to a vacuum… — Elle Aycart Copy Share Image
“I’m going to suck you and fuck you until you come. Your only job? Don’t make a mess in my car. Keep it right… — Ella Frank Copy Share Image
“Fuck you. I’m not a child.” … “No,” he says. “You’re not. So grow up.” “Oh, is it time for my maturity lesson from… — Tyler King Copy Share Image
“Tell me to stop and I will. Tell me you don't want me to pull your tights down and fuck you up against this… — C.J. Roberts Copy Share Image
“At seventeen years old, masturbation was unfamiliar to me, but I knew the fell of a wedding ring against my cock. I couldn't count… — Nicole Castle Copy Share Image
“I’m not about to suck your dick so you’ll make a call for me.” “And I’m not making the call so you’ll suck my… — C.D. Reiss Copy Share Image
“You bite your lip, and I want to take that lip into my mouth and suck on it like popsicle. I want to lick… — Jasinda Wilder Copy Share Image
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I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
There are only two reasons why you'd stare at your crotch with a smile on your face when driving; neither one of them is… — Christopher Abraham Copy Share Image
“One second, he was in my mouth, my tongue flicking over the broad head of him; the next, his hands were on my waist… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
“In porn, men give blow jobs like they love men. Women give blow jobs like they love the camera.” — Fierce Dolan Copy Share Image
Everything with me is either worship and passion or pity and understanding. I hate rarely, though when I hate, I hate murderously. For example… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If you're gonna buy me a present, don't spend more than twenty five bucks, you'll get a blowjob anyway.” — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
“I think these pipe-smokers oughta just move to the next level and go ahead and suck a dick. There's nothing wrong with suckin' dicks.… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Because he was always tremendously generated towards complete relationship with his women to the point where they ended up in one convoluted octopus mess… — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
“I'd missed this so much, this simple pleasure. The sensation of a heavy shaft sliding over my tongue, pushing deeper and deeper into me… — Josephine Myles Copy Share Image
“Either a municipal bog is a private place or it isn't. If it is a private place in which to shit, how is it… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
“Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You're totally welcome, guys.… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
“... so I leaned down and put my mouth on him. He jerked at the contact with a barked, “Shit,” and I laughed around… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
“Some women do not masturbate for pleasure; they masturbate to make a political statement: to remind us that women do not really need men… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
