There are only two reasons why you'd stare at your crotch with a smile on your face when driving; neither one of… — Christopher Abraham Copy Share Image
“One second, he was in my mouth, my tongue flicking over the broad head of him; the next, his hands were on… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
“In porn, men give blow jobs like they love men. Women give blow jobs like they love the camera.” — Fierce Dolan Copy Share Image
Everything with me is either worship and passion or pity and understanding. I hate rarely, though when I hate, I hate murderously.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If you're gonna buy me a present, don't spend more than twenty five bucks, you'll get a blowjob anyway.” — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
“I think these pipe-smokers oughta just move to the next level and go ahead and suck a dick. There's nothing wrong with… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Because he was always tremendously generated towards complete relationship with his women to the point where they ended up in one convoluted… — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
“I'd missed this so much, this simple pleasure. The sensation of a heavy shaft sliding over my tongue, pushing deeper and deeper… — Josephine Myles Copy Share Image
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“THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police.” — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You're totally… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
“... so I leaned down and put my mouth on him. He jerked at the contact with a barked, “Shit,” and I… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
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