Dick Quote by George Carlin

“Put that in your pipe and smoke it.”

— Ian Fleming

“If you rescue me from my pipe dreams, I'll stop smoking fantasies.”

— Munia Khan

“When you don't hold your pipe with the proper poise, smoking is very hazardous for your image.”

— Bauvard

“put in yo'r pipe, and smoke it,”

— Elizabeth Gaskell

“In the last few years, I would even gag brushing my teeth. But here I am just two and a half months after quitting…

— Edward Southgate

“HARHARBLOODY HAR. Put that in your pipe hole and smoke it, society!”

— Helen Fielding

“Put that in your self-righteous pipe and smoke it!!!.”

— R. Alan Woods

“Excuse me, miss, but the young gentlemen say that you cannot get smoke without the boom, and they would like your advice on how…

— Ally Carter

“Passionate smokers always welcome the peace-pipe without hesitation.”

— Ljupka Cvetanova

“The worst kind of non-smokers are the ones that come up to you and cough. That's pretty fucking cruel isn't it? Do you go…

— Bill Hicks

Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don't have time to get into mischief.

— Bill Vaughan

“I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your fuckin' mouth.”

— Anonymous