Cleaning Quote by Bill Vaughan

“When you don't hold your pipe with the proper poise, smoking is very hazardous for your image.”

— Bauvard

A pipe is greater than a bong. Because when you're smoking a pipe at least it makes you look like you're thinking about something.

— Demetri Martin

I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgement in all human affairs.

— Albert Einstein

“I think these pipe-smokers oughta just move to the next level and go ahead and suck a dick. There's nothing wrong with suckin' dicks.…

— George Carlin

I have two rules. One is, never trust a man who smokes a pipe. The other is, never trust a man with shiny shoes.

— Charles Bukowski

“Passionate smokers always welcome the peace-pipe without hesitation.”

— Ljupka Cvetanova

“Put that in your pipe and smoke it.”

— Ian Fleming

I smoke a pipe abroad, because To all cigars I much prefer it, And as I scorn you social laws, My choice has nothing…

— Robert Louis Stevenson

OH, I LIKE smoking, I do. I smoke for my health, my mental health. Tobacco gives you little pauses, a rest from life. I…

— David Hockney

It's hard to smoke a pipe, and it's actually kind of brutal. It burns your mouth and your throat, and to keep it lit.

— Charlie Hunnam

Do not smoke without asking permission or sit so near (as in a train) that the smoke might annoy.

— Amy Vanderbilt

“What business have I with this pipe? This thing that is meant for sereneness, to send up mild white vapors among mild white hairs,…

— Herman Melville