Animal Quote by Mignon McLaughlin

You must have a cigarette. A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What…

— Oscar Wilde

Smokeless tobacco is bad for you...but so is drinking, sex, breathing, pornography, saccharine, and red meat.

— Marilyn Manson

But there's so much to do: cigarettes to smoke, sex to have, swings to swing on.

— John Green

Man is always something worse or something better than an animal; and a mere argument from animal perfection never touches him at all. Thus,…

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.

— Mark Twain

Food is the supremest of pleasures.

— Fay Weldon

Man cannot live without joy; therefore when he is deprived of true spiritual joys it is necessary that he become addicted to carnal pleasures.

— Thomas Aquinas

Good food does lead to sex. As it should. And in a perfect world, good music does too.

— Anthony Bourdain

Sometimes you need a cigarette. Like after you have sex with a beautiful woman or a confused young man.

— Dave Attell

I've always thought that the key to a good sex life is variety. That's why God gave me two hands. Humans love sex, we…

— Billy Crystal

A cigarette is a roll of paper, tobacco, and drugs, with a small fire on one end and a large fool at the other.…

— Ann Landers

If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman's pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared…

— George Bernard Shaw