I DON'T smoke anymore, except on National No Smoking Day as a protest against those who want to control our lives. — Richard Littlejohn Copy Share Image
The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
The dead drug leaves a ghost behind. At certain hours it haunts the house. — Jean Cocteau Copy Share Image
Ods me I marle what pleasure or felicity they have in taking their roguish tobacco. It is good for nothing but to… — Ben Jonson Copy Share Image
There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have. — Trey Parker Copy Share Image
aven, I have given up smoking again!... God! I feel fit. Homicidal, but fit. A different man. Irritable, moody, depressed, rude, nervy,… — A. P. Herbert Copy Share Image
Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
A custom loathsome to the eye, hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, dangerous to the lungs, and in the black,… — King James I Copy Share Image
If an addict who has been completely cured starts smoking again he no longer experiences the discomfort of his first addiction. There… — Jean Cocteau Copy Share Image
I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to… — George Burns Copy Share Image
There's something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that. — Harold Robbins Copy Share Image
