Funny smoking Quote by Richard Littlejohn

I won't have to miss smoking any more. Nobody smokes where I'm going: It's like a row of restaurants in California.

— Clive James

There will never be a better time to start quitting smoking than today

— Lord Chesterfield

Today just might be the best day to start seriously thinking about quitting smoking...

— Alexander Woollcott

I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don't know, and I feel it's my duty to…

— Bill Hicks

Smoking is definitely not cool anymore, and the folks who have worked against that have done a great job.

— Tarana Burke

I don't smoke, but people say that you get secondhand smoke. But this is a country that was founded mainly on the tobacco industry…

— Lydia Hearst

Let's get the government stay out of our private lives, once and for all, and stop arresting smokers. Let's take a stand for personal…

— Willie Nelson

“Well, I'm not here to impinge on anybody else's lifestyle. If I'm in a place where I know I'm going to harm somebody's health…

— Frank Zappa

I was a militant smoker, and in my case, I think I particularly used smoking because what I felt was a kind of politically…

— Joe Eszterhas

I do smoke in real life. A lot. We're all smoking right now in fact.

— Michael Imperioli

Oh you say you don't smoke? Well that's all we do.

— Wiz Khalifa

Well, I quit smoking three weeks ago and I had a hard day today not smoking.

— Eric Roberts