Trey Parker

Most people I know are not hard-core religious people. They are what I would call 'lightly religious.' So I don't buy the…

— Trey Parker

It's not like we have a formula, but I think one of the reasons this show has survived is that it has…

— Trey Parker

You know that everyone thinks that in order to do South Park we must be wild, crazy, rock and roll stars. But…

— Trey Parker

Basically ... out of all the ridiculous religion stories which are greatly, wonderfully ridiculous—the silliest one I've ever heard is, 'Yeah ...…

— Trey Parker

I've started confiding in people, other artists mostly, that I hate making 'South Park,' and I always have. It's super stressful. I'm…

— Trey Parker

A lot of people don't realize this, but probably the one person that gets made fun of in 'South Park' more than…

— Trey Parker

The problem is we moved to LA... The only way to be punk rock in L.A. is to be a Republican.

— Trey Parker

“Kyle, every boy pays for kisses. Do you know what I am saying? If you've got a girl, and she kisses you,…

— Trey Parker

Bargaining makes you come up with the best ideas.

— Trey Parker

It was exactly the same on the South Park movie really too. There's lots of violence in that too, but it always…

— Trey Parker

What we're always looking for is weird social issues and weird connections to make. Luckily for them, there's no shortage of material.

— Trey Parker

When someone goes, 'Oh, this group is really pissed off at what you said,' there's not a piece of my body that…

— Trey Parker

You don't need missionaries in Colorado; you got Colorado.

— Trey Parker

Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved,it would be much simpler, but much less magical

— Trey Parker

I've gotten to a point where I wouldn't direct someone else's material. It would only be something totally original.

— Trey Parker

You know, and it really doesn't have a lot to do with the movie. That's the trick to doing a good musical…

— Trey Parker

It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything…

— Trey Parker

Even from the very beginning, I didn't put any money in the stock market.

— Trey Parker

In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is…

— Trey Parker

Something is cool until everyone thinks it's cool.

— Trey Parker

I almost bumped into Alec Baldwin and then turned around and Paris Hilton was standing there. And I was like, 'Look, it's…

— Trey Parker

Before the church responded, a lot of people would ask us, 'Are you afraid of what the church would say?' And Trey…

— Trey Parker

How many times have you been watching an episode of 'South Park' and thought, 'I'd like to be able to watch this…

— Trey Parker

The story of Jesus makes no sense to me. God sent his only son. Why could God only have one son and…

— Trey Parker

Any job is a job. If you have to be doing something, then you're probably not enjoying it.

— Trey Parker