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“Kyle, every boy pays for kisses. Do you know what I am saying? If you've got a girl, and she kisses you, sooner or later you're paying for it. You've gotta take her out to lunch, take her to a movie, and then spend time listenin' to all her stupid problems. Look, look at Stan right there. [Kyle…” quote by Trey Parker
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““Kyle, every boy pays for kisses. Do you know what I am saying? If you've got a girl, and she kisses you, sooner or later you're paying for it. You've gotta take her out to lunch, take her to a movie, and then spend time listenin' to all her stupid problems. Look, look at Stan right there. [Kyle turns to see Stan, who's listening to Wendy over at the merry-go-round] Why he's gotta sit there and listen to her stupid motherfuckin' problems 'cause she kisses him. If you ask me, that's a lot more than the five dollars my company charges.””

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About This Quote

Source TV Show: South Park, Season 2 Episode 5, 1998

The speaker claims that dating a girl incurs hidden costs, using sarcasm to critique gender expectations.

In simple terms: Dating can feel like a financial burden.

Key Takeaway

Be aware of social pressures in relationships.

Themes

gender relationships economics

Mood

satirical critical

Type

commentary humorous

When to use this quote

  • high school dating
  • friendship dynamics
  • financial expectations

Key Concepts

social critique humor

Questions to Reflect On

  • Do we truly “pay” for affection?
  • How do gender roles affect dating costs?
A Different Perspective

Sarcasm may oversimplify complex emotions.

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