There's enough people that do unfunny music. I'll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline. — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
It's called Paris, not Hilton, just me, because I don't want people to think it's my family's. It's mine. — Paris Hilton Copy Share Image
When Paris Hilton can top the bestsellers' lists, we are one more Connect Four move closer to Armageddon. — Corey Taylor Copy Share Image
Where can I get one of those Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton jobs where they just kind of pay you to exist? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What's a celebrity anyway? Paris Hilton's a celebrity. I'm just a working actor. — Denzel Washington Copy Share Image
The public's appetite for frothy, flippant blondes has waned, but Paris Hilton still fascinates me. — Diablo Cody Copy Share Image
If you don't teach your children that Paris Hilton should be despised, how will they know? - Mr. Slave — South Park Copy Share Image
Paris Hilton got 45 days in jail. A lot of people were upset about this - they were hoping for the death penalty. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
In my family, I would never dare to think of being Paris Hilton! And to me, that doesn't look like a happy… — Eve Hewson Copy Share Image
Sometimes I think my past life was unrealized. I met a tragic end - it might have been a car over a… — Christine Ebersole Copy Share Image
Tabloid photos capture people at their most self-conscious and disoriented; in real life, Paris Hilton is like an elegant paper crane. — Diablo Cody Copy Share Image
In an interview, Paris Hilton said that of her and her sister, "People love to hate us. But when you know us,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I knew Paris was using me, but I also didn't care; I was using her, too. I mean, I was a blogger… — Perez Hilton Copy Share Image
We're in a celebrity culture, and when I turn on the news today I hear about Lindsay Lohan, Tiger Woods and Paris… — Philip Yancey Copy Share Image
I think the people I talk about are generally so stupid that they don't even know I'm saying bad things about them.… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I would say probably Paris [Hilton]. Because to me that's her in character and she kind was always sort of winking at… — Alexa Chung Copy Share Image
Everyone's parents were famous actors at my school, pretty much! I think I went to school with Paris Hilton when I was… — Alice Eve Copy Share Image
I think maybe I should do a sex tape. Look what it did for Paris Hilton! There's never enough sex for me.… — Katherine Heigl Copy Share Image
But if you go over the line, you don't want to get stuck in a Nevada State court room. Honestly, because Nevada… — James Belushi Copy Share Image
Pop music has been all but relegated to the remainder bin at MTV and VH1, where high-maintenance concoctions such as Paris Hilton,… — James Wolcott Copy Share Image
We have a society in which men sexualize women, period. If you don't want male attention, it makes total sense you'd do… — Jackie Warner Copy Share Image
As long as our culture continues to fawn over its downward-aspiring lowest common denominators, the United States will remain a social and… — Anthony Beal Copy Share Image
Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian would have left little more than lipstick stains in their passing had it not been for the… — James Wolcott Copy Share Image
“Stuck in my own trap of writing about a nonsubject, I think I can defend my own self-respect, and also the integrity… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
Once I saw Paris Hilton leaving a restaurant in Hollywood and the paparazzi cameras were all over her. It looked so unpleasant.… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“There is much in our culture to affront the eye of the fervent terrorist postulant, things out there that do us no… — David Rakoff Copy Share Image
“I look at Paris Hilton, think about her parents' fortune and her grandparents' fortune. She thought she had it all together. A… — Archbishop LeRoy Bailey Jr Copy Share Image
“There is a huge trapdoor waiting to open under anyone who is critical of so-called 'popular culture' or (to redefine this subject)… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
Paris Hilton, it turns out, is related to fellow celebrity jailbirds Zsa Zsa Gabor and G. Gordon Liddy. — Steven Pinker Copy Share Image
I've been really inspired by Paris Hilton, small dogs, and a glitter, luxe lifestyle. — Charli XCX Copy Share Image
Where was Paris Hilton a year ago? She's a fabulous character to write about. — Jackie Collins Copy Share Image
I took interest in Paris Hilton at one point and got fascinated with her voice. — Jenny Hval Copy Share Image