I think the people I talk about are generally so stupid that they don't even know I'm saying bad things about them.… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
In the beginning I was just a makeup artist and I never really pictured myself doing anything else. But now that I… — Jeffree Star Copy Share Image
When Paris Hilton can top the bestsellers' lists, we are one more Connect Four move closer to Armageddon. — Corey Taylor Copy Share Image
As long as our culture continues to fawn over its downward-aspiring lowest common denominators, the United States will remain a social and… — Anthony Beal Copy Share Image
Sometimes I think my past life was unrealized. I met a tragic end - it might have been a car over a… — Christine Ebersole Copy Share Image
In my family, I would never dare to think of being Paris Hilton! And to me, that doesn't look like a happy… — Eve Hewson Copy Share Image
There will be a competition among critics for the best Paris Hilton insult. Here's my first: Her attention span is so short… — David Edelstein Copy Share Image
You have people who can't act and they get all these parts. Paris Hilton falls into her own category. She's made a… — Kate Hudson Copy Share Image
Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian would have left little more than lipstick stains in their passing had it not been for the… — James Wolcott Copy Share Image
I've been really inspired by Paris Hilton, small dogs, and a glitter, luxe lifestyle. — Charli XCX Copy Share Image
I can't bear to look at Paris Hilton and all that. I mean, it really doesn't grab me. I don't think she's… — Gloria Vanderbilt Copy Share Image
In an interview, Paris Hilton said that of her and her sister, "People love to hate us. But when you know us,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Like many children of the rich and famous, Paris Hilton didn't always get to spend quality time with her parents, especially her… — Jerry Oppenheimer Copy Share Image
Paris Hilton said something interesting to me once: she said, 'I just tell everyone what they want to hear, and I do… — Simon Rex Copy Share Image
I almost bumped into Alec Baldwin and then turned around and Paris Hilton was standing there. And I was like, 'Look, it's… — Trey Parker Copy Share Image
The public's appetite for frothy, flippant blondes has waned, but Paris Hilton still fascinates me. — Diablo Cody Copy Share Image
I don't feel famous and I didn't want my autobiography to be like a Paris Hilton story. — Beth Ditto Copy Share Image
Where can I get one of those Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton jobs where they just kind of pay you to exist? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one thing pregnant… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Everyone's parents were famous actors at my school, pretty much! I think I went to school with Paris Hilton when I was… — Alice Eve Copy Share Image
I've never seen the Osbournes, I've never seen Paris Hilton. I'd rather read than watch reality TV. I'd rather live life than… — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
Pop music has been all but relegated to the remainder bin at MTV and VH1, where high-maintenance concoctions such as Paris Hilton,… — James Wolcott Copy Share Image
