Accounts Quote by Harold Robbins

The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco.

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

A cigar has "...a fire at one end and a fool at the other."

— Horace Greeley

A custom loathsome to the eye, hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, dangerous to the lungs, and in the black, stinking fume…

— King James I

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

— Douglas Adams

Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette.

— Mignon McLaughlin

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.

— Mark Twain

Ods me I marle what pleasure or felicity they have in taking their roguish tobacco. It is good for nothing but to choke a…

— Ben Jonson

To smoke or not to smoke: I can make of either a life-work.

— Mignon McLaughlin

Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar.

— Groucho Marx

Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags.

— Bill Hicks

If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral.

— George Burns

I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgement in all human affairs.

— Albert Einstein