The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
A pipe is the fountain of contemplation, the source of pleasure, the companion of the wise; and the man who smokes, thinks… — Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton Copy Share Image
Ods me I marle what pleasure or felicity they have in taking their roguish tobacco. It is good for nothing but to… — Ben Jonson Copy Share Image
I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgement in all human affairs. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
Of course, I also gave him the ineffable pleasures of pipe smoking. And no children, because when this character was created I… — Georges Simenon Copy Share Image
I hated tobacco. I could have almost lent my support to any institution that had for its object the putting of tobacco… — Thomas Huxley Copy Share Image
Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
There is no composing draught like the draught through the tube of a pipe. — Frederick Marryat Copy Share Image
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Yes, social friend, I love thee well, In learned doctor's spite; Thy clouds all other clouds dispel And lap me in delight. — Charles Sprague Sargent Copy Share Image
Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don't have time to get into mischief. — Bill Vaughan Copy Share Image
A custom loathsome to the eye, hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, dangerous to the lungs, and in the black,… — King James I Copy Share Image
The pipe draws wisdom from the lips of the philosopher, and shuts up the mouth of the foolish; it generates a style… — William Makepeace Thackeray Copy Share Image
The man who smokes, thinks like a sage and acts like a Samaritan. — Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton Copy Share Image
Divine in hookas, glorious in a pipe When tipp'd with amber, mellow, rich, and ripe;... Yet thy true lovers more admire by… — Lord Byron Copy Share Image
“It was said that the Old Folk controlled the power of fire, among other things, but that was in the Long and… — Michael Kanuckel Copy Share Image
They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might… — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
There's something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that. — Harold Robbins Copy Share Image
I'm a crack-pipe smoking black gorilla with about as much poetic ability as a pre-teen. — Mobb Deep Copy Share Image
Two of my favorite things are sitting on my front porch smoking a pipe of sweet hemp, and playing my Hohner harmonica. — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image