Funny christmas Quote by Arlo Guthrie

“Put that in your pipe and smoke it.”

— Ian Fleming

“What business have I with this pipe? This thing that is meant for sereneness, to send up mild white vapors among mild white hairs,…

— Herman Melville

“put in yo'r pipe, and smoke it,”

— Elizabeth Gaskell

“When you don't hold your pipe with the proper poise, smoking is very hazardous for your image.”

— Bauvard

A pipe is greater than a bong. Because when you're smoking a pipe at least it makes you look like you're thinking about something.

— Demetri Martin

It's hard to smoke a pipe, and it's actually kind of brutal. It burns your mouth and your throat, and to keep it lit.

— Charlie Hunnam

“If you rescue me from my pipe dreams, I'll stop smoking fantasies.”

— Munia Khan

I smoke a brown pipe like the breast of a little negress.

— Francis Jammes

“Put that in your self-righteous pipe and smoke it!!!.”

— R. Alan Woods

Smoke. Smoke. Smoke. Only a pipe distinguishes man from beast.

— Honore Daumier

“I think these pipe-smokers oughta just move to the next level and go ahead and suck a dick. There's nothing wrong with suckin' dicks.…

— George Carlin

“...So you can put that in your pipe and smoke it Mr. Busybody Holmes.”

— Arthur Conan Doyle