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“Put that in your pipe and smoke it.”

— Ian Fleming

“Passionate smokers always welcome the peace-pipe without hesitation.”

— Ljupka Cvetanova

“What business have I with this pipe? This thing that is meant for sereneness, to send up mild white vapors among mild white hairs,…

— Herman Melville

I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgement in all human affairs.

— Albert Einstein

“put in yo'r pipe, and smoke it,”

— Elizabeth Gaskell

“I think these pipe-smokers oughta just move to the next level and go ahead and suck a dick. There's nothing wrong with suckin' dicks.…

— George Carlin

Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don't have time to get into mischief.

— Bill Vaughan

“If you rescue me from my pipe dreams, I'll stop smoking fantasies.”

— Munia Khan

A pipe is greater than a bong. Because when you're smoking a pipe at least it makes you look like you're thinking about something.

— Demetri Martin

“No Matter how you try to cover up smoke, it must come out.”

— Patti Callahan Henry

“...So you can put that in your pipe and smoke it Mr. Busybody Holmes.”

— Arthur Conan Doyle

“HARHARBLOODY HAR. Put that in your pipe hole and smoke it, society!”

— Helen Fielding