“Quote: a banal proverb that is considered profound when uttered by a celebrity.” — Bauvard Celebrity Copy Share Image
“Don’t take drugs. Asking politely promotes healthy stereotypes.” — Bauvard Politely Copy Share Image
“Political debate: when charlatans come together to discuss their principles.” — Bauvard Integrity Copy Share Image
“I shed a tear when I meet somebody who always quits. Reliable people are so rare in this world.” — Bauvard Quits Copy Share Image
“I don't believe in failure. I'm perseverant - I believe in failing.” — Bauvard Failing Copy Share Image
“When you don't hold your pipe with the proper poise, smoking is very hazardous for your image.” — Bauvard Pipe Copy Share Image
“I threw an etiquette party and served nothing but beans and sparkling water. The topic of conversation was ‘excuse me’.” — Bauvard Excuse Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. You were lost in a daydream, when I walked in and you began screaming. But I… — Bauvard Daydream Copy Share Image
“Nothing is more attractive than universal appeal. That is what makes androgyny the peacekeeping persuasion.” — Bauvard Androgyny Copy Share Image
“Water is very bad for one’s health. People in third world countries seem to drink nothing but water, and they are always… — Bauvard Bad health Copy Share Image
“I ran into an old friend on the street and we started up a conversation. Four hours and six bottles of wine… — Bauvard Communication Copy Share Image
“I compensate for my debauchery by being brilliant at it. I make sacrifices for it by waking up in a gutter covered… — Bauvard Genius Copy Share Image
“Alphabet: a symbolic system used in algebra, with applications that have yet to be discovered by dyslexics and two thirds of college… — Bauvard Alphabet Copy Share Image
“It is a known fact that pain and pleasure are the two most basic elements of life. But the secret is to… — Bauvard Life Copy Share Image
“What’s outside my head and what’s inside my head aren’t worth mentioning. What’s worth mentioning is what’s on my head – my… — Bauvard Hair Copy Share Image
“A man without debts is a man without anything to live for. Debt is collateral for life. It provides you with obligations… — Bauvard Life Copy Share Image
“The problem with our society is that our values aren’t in the right place. There’s an awful lot of bleeding and naked… — Bauvard Funny Copy Share Image
“What is the world coming to when girls allow their hands to be kissed without gloves? That young people don't use proper… — Bauvard Young people Copy Share Image
“The smaller the dinner table, the better the side conversation: you can gossip about the guests without fearing whether you will be… — Bauvard Communication Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. I was sitting on your couch, relating my succession of ideas on subconscious influence. I asked… — Bauvard Dream Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. You were being hung. I had a sword in one hand and a stool in the… — Bauvard Capital punishment Copy Share Image
“You can always tell the quality of an author by their cover picture. Bad writers bear an idiotic smile on the inside… — Bauvard Books Copy Share Image
“The stoic contemplates fallen leaves; the epicure rakes them into a loveseat.” — Bauvard Fallen leaves Copy Share Image
“Education: learning to find your purpose. Upon finding your purpose: what did I learn?” — Bauvard Education Copy Share Image
“Bragging about your compassion is the first step towards feeling a genuine emotion.” — Bauvard Boasting Copy Share Image
“Seize something wonderful; don't lose your chance waiting for it to become legal.” — Bauvard Funny Copy Share Image
“Embarrassing facts, those would really help our children remember their classroom lessons better.” — Bauvard Education Copy Share Image
“Folk wisdom: quaint sayings of urban sophisticates compiled from the suburbs.” — Bauvard Folk-wisdom Copy Share Image
“I love working with my hands. My writing is rough, my paper bruised with ink stains.” — Bauvard Writing Copy Share Image
“Teacher: a master who, through personal example, inspires students to rebel against learning.” — Bauvard Education Copy Share Image
“Don't swallow: your bulging, blushing cheeks display the saliva you want to share.” — Bauvard Chew Copy Share Image
