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““Alphabet: a symbolic system used in algebra, with applications that have yet to be discovered by dyslexics and two thirds of college graduates.””

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“Don't swallow: your bulging, blushing cheeks display the saliva you want to share.”

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“Moderation: a median with no means, praised by those with no misfortunes, practiced by those with no merits.”

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“The smaller the dinner table, the better the side conversation: you can gossip about the guests without fearing whether you will be overheard. It…

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“Cannibal: epicures who abstain from alcohol and tobacco. As moral guides, they are underutilized in the police forces of modern societies. ”

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“I have never sought to displease; I merely seek pleasure and avoid the pain it causes those who work to produce it. That is…

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“The amount of educational programming on television today is simply desensitizing. The only reason left to go to school is to see gun violence.”

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The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness.

Robert M. Hutchins

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I think it's sort of an outrage that companies should have to hire firms to teach the college graduates they employ how to write.

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Through high school, college, graduate school and beyond, I had a number of relationships that were wonderful.

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Geoffrey Canada

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“As a 2011 Brookings Institution study found, “compared to 2000, residents of extreme-poverty neighborhoods in 2005–09 were more likely to be white, native-born, high…

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The average college graduate's proficient literacy in English [the ability to read lengthy, complex texts and draw complicated inferences] has declined from 40 percent…

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Harder than training for the Olympics, harder than graduating from college, has been to stay a virgin before marriage.

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If knowledge is power and power is knowledge, then how so many idiots be graduating from college?

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