Alphabet Quote by Douglas Adams

“There’s only ever been one good answer to that question “Why?” and perhaps we should have that in the alphabet as well. There’s room…

— Douglas Adams

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y…

— Isaac Buabeng

26 letters in the alphabet why the fuck do I need

— Author Name

She said she thought it [ letter "C"] meant alphabetical order. But nobody bothered to ask did she ever see an "A," a "B,"…

— Rudy Giuliani

X, n. In our alphabet being a needless letter has an added invincibility to the attacks of the spelling reformers, and like them, will…

— Ambrose Bierce

P.S. - This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.

— Mitch Hedberg

“There are 26 characters in the alphabet, and what characters they are! Especially Q.”

— Jarod Kintz

Our children learn the phonetic method, which is why they're very good spellers, I suppose. Because rather than ABC or just saying a word,…

— Marva Collins

As if this whole thing isn't confusing enough, election officials announced this week that the alphabet on the ballot will begin with the letter…

— Jay Leno

Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabetsoup?

— John Mendoza

Just like the alphabet, bitch. I come before U.

— Anonymous

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y…

— Cutymims