Ifs Quotes by Douglas Adams

If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is…

— Douglas Adams

There is no problem so complicated that you can't find a very simple answer to it if you look at it right.

— Douglas Adams

I think all cats are wild. They only act tame if there´s a saucer of milk in it for them.

— Douglas Adams

2,000 years ago one man got nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be if everyone was nice to…

— Douglas Adams

A theory of the universe that states: If anyone finds out what the universe is for, it will disappear and be replaced…

— Douglas Adams

If God allows proof that he exists he robs people of faith and without faith what is God? Nothing.

— Douglas Adams

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

— Douglas Adams

If you really want to understand something, the best way is to try and explain it to someone else.

— Douglas Adams

If there was one thing life had taught her it was that there are times when you do not go back for…

— Douglas Adams

I tend not to read or watch Science Fiction, particularly not comedy Science Fiction. The point is that if it's less good…

— Douglas Adams

If I want to read something that's really giving me something serious and fundamental to think about, about the human condition, if…

— Douglas Adams

If somebody votes for a party that you don't agree with, you're free to argue about it as much as you like.…

— Douglas Adams

We are stuck with technology when all we really want is just stuff that works. How do you recognize something that is…

— Douglas Adams

When the idea comes, I often can't remember where it came from. I remember very little about writing the first series of…

— Douglas Adams

My own strategy is to find a car, or the nearest equivalent, which looks as if it knows where it's going and…

— Douglas Adams

And wow! Hey! What's this thing coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs…

— Douglas Adams

Religion ... has certain ideas at the heart of it which we call sacred or holy or whatever. What it means is,…

— Douglas Adams

The invention of the scientific method and science is, I'm sure we'll all agree, the most powerful intellectual idea, the most powerful…

— Douglas Adams

People will then often say, 'But surely it's better to remain an Agnostic just in case?' This, to me, suggests such a…

— Douglas Adams

Time, we know, is relative. You can travel light years through the stars and back, and if you do it at the…

— Douglas Adams

Yes, I think I use the term radical rather loosely, just for emphasis. If you describe yourself as atheist some people will…

— Douglas Adams

If on the other hand he went to pay his respects to The Door and it wasn't there . . . what…

— Douglas Adams

The Hitch Hiker's Guide has not been an opera. It has however been a tapestry, if you count a woven bath towel…

— Douglas Adams

If you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language.

— Douglas Adams

“If I were not an atheist, I think I would have to be a Catholic because if it wasn’t the forces of…

— Douglas Adams